Goliath is a very scary looking dog who haunts the dark streets of the Philippines. He is nearly as old as the universe itself, and in ancient times was referred to as "The".[1] Even today he remains a major threat to reality, and it is predicted that EFAP, The Don or even Tonald would be unable to defeat him.

How to Survive[edit | edit source]

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You can hear him coming if you listen for his distinct pinging sound. If he targets you, the best way to deter him is to hide behind a barricade of sharpened glass, a common form of fencing in the Philippines.[1]

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