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"I think it's really weird that nobody pronounces the P in Simpsons"

Jay Exci, or simply Jay, formerly known as CinemaSinsSins, Jay Exci's SinsSins, or simply SinsSins, is a young rhino and a former Massive. She was the midseason villain of Season 1 of EFAP but was quickly redeemed and is currently one of the EFAP regulars and one of their closest allies in the fight against bad video essays, working as their manager.

Jay is but a simple farmer, harvesting the greatest drink known to man, while on the side farming cacti and geodes. Jay has also owned a hippo farm, bear farm, tiger farm and T-Rex farm for milk and meat, but they weren't as profitable as the Rhino Farm, so she had to give them up.


Jay is a thin rhino who takes on human form, something not done usually by other members of her species. She wears glasses, a black beanie over brown hair, a yellow hoodie, and Ewok-colored pants. Jay is taller than Rags.

She is 1/10th unicorn from their unicorn's side - it's like if you had your parents and Jesus, but it's a unicorn. Jay wears the hat to hide the horn and files it short when not wearing the hat. It's a curly horn.

Jay was blonde before she put on the hat.

She might be made of granite. This would explain their connection to the geodes. Jay can also apparently become a blob-like being, as they are a homunculus.


Jay is a kind and overall a nice person. While the EFAP crew are ""nice"" in general, Jay wears her niceness more on her sleeve, and typically manages to have better relationships with those who have an otherwise more negative view of EFAP. Jay is quite an informed and entertaining film reviewer, though she might not be quite on par with some of the other EFAPpers. She usually makes arguments into jokes as seen during the engagement during the Arrival Debate. She liked to tease Wolf a lot when he was still a host. She does believe in objectivity in art, though he personally doesn't place much focus on it. Jay is willing to make friends even if that means she becomes a joke in the eyes of many. With that being said she will defend his friends to the last breath as seen during the Joker War with The Knights of Jen. Jay is often the one who will bring up an alternate viewpoint that other people on the stream may not have considered, and while no stranger to hot takes (seriously, not liking Back to the Future 2?), Jay is almost always willing to talk things out with someone who is up for it, a very respectable trait. Additionally, she loves geodes.

Stance on Christmas vs Halloween[]

Jay is on Team Halloween.



Before her introduction to EFAP, Jay began as CinemaSinsSins, a channel that responded to CinemaSins' "Everything Wrong With [Title]" series in her own "Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With [Title]" series. Jay maintains that CinemaSins is not satire as they claim, or at least not good satire, and is instead just poorly-written. CinemaSinsSins would often cover other channels with the same format as CinemaSins, namely Brooks Show. She also later branched out to doing "Everything Wrong With" responses to videos other than CinemaSins' own "Everything Wrong With" videos, such as "Everything Wrong With Black Panther: An Unbridled Rage"...

Introduction as a Villain[]

SinsSins first crossed EFAP's radar when she made a response to MauLer's "Black Panther: An Unbridled Rage" with her "Everything Wrong With Black Panther: An Unbridled Rage." MauLer commented on her video thanking her for making constructive feedback and saying he would take a look at it on EFAP, and SinsSins replied thanking him for taking it well. MauLer, Rags, Wolf, and Fringy took a look at her video on EFAP 5 and refuted her arguments point by point, and expressed disappointment that her critique was not better. Jay's massivity made her the mid-season villain of EFAP Season 1.

Jay made the odd claim that MauLer tries to get his reviews out earlier than everyone else's to ride the algorithm, when MauLer usually gets them out later than others.

Jay liked MauLer because instead of nitpicking like CinemaSins or being racist like No Bullshit, MauLer actually criticizes the film and looks at actual plot holes and well thought out writing, just thought that he didn’t think the Black Panther video through.

first point is video editing

first time watching black panther he fell asleep

Wakanda is isolationist and built a walled city, even though they absorbed few tribes. Wakandians see rest of the world as primitive, savage and aggressive. What would they gain by conquest, bigger borders? Well, more land to grow food and build cities in?. “They have everything they need." How about space, vegetation, shelter, drink, food?

Thinks they are pacifist, even though they choose king by trial by combat, which he sees as part of “utopian city” “xenophobic utopia.” - They are allegedly pacifists, but killed people who found out about their city before the shield was up.

There might have been a cultural shift that made them isolationist.

City would only be legend (people in the olden days went after legends). - Thinks Google Maps proves that people would believe that there is no Wakanda - People that get to Wakanda can’t get back since they had to cross the mountains and the city is surrounded by an impenetrable forest. Also, they didn’t bring enough food to get back. There should be mountains and forest around the dome but there is none.

Misunderstand things like that supposedly a person who is in on the secret, thinking he meant that he isn’t part of the masquerade.

Thinks straw huts on skyscrapers tech in Wakanda looks advanced.

Didn’t understand how MauLer sees Killmonger's racist comments as awkward.

Challenging the king to combat is probably a formality. Compares trial by combat to a wedding, how its formality to ask if anyone objects. combat keeps the king in check as otherwise they could be challenged. Only backwards thing in trial by combat is the physical combat. Combat its part of tradition, so it makes sense that they kept it. Doesn’t see why spear guys restricting combat area with their spears is unfair, as it shortens the area and dictates how much space they have to move.

Humans made the anti-flower juice.

Pacifist war rhinos stationed around the impenetrable forest, kept in check with vibranium fences.

it okay to harvest ivory from rhino horns, thinking its ethical as long as they keep the rhino population up - ethical pacifist slaughter

thinks tradition is end all be all answer to lot of reasons for the culture

gadgets shown don’t have to be used afterwards, nor do some of their limits have to be nailed down

bit two faced, saying she respects him but insults him back


Jay unlisted her response to MauLer because she no longer felt it was well-argued. She appeared on EFAP 7 to have a chat with MauLer and the boys, making history as the first EFAP villain to come onto the show, and got along with them swimmingly. In keeping with the theme of Jay's channel and her first encounter with EFAP, together they took a look at a video on Black Panther's Killmonger and a CinemaSins video on Predator, a favorite film of MauLer's.

Cementing as a Regular[]

Some time passed before Jay was on another EFAP, until she returned for EFAP 19. With this, Jay went from simply a villain who was redeemed to a full-blown recurring guest. This began a long history of appearances on EFAP that continue to this day. Jay made good use of this landmark by bringing attention to the existence of spiders' ability to tell the future.

Establishment as Manager (ft Jay Jay Binks)[]

In EFAP 22, Jay once again rose through the ranks when it was revealed that she was actually the Manager of EFAP, on account of being the majority shareholder. On that same stream, Jay's alternate form of Jay Jay Binks was revealed. Manager Jay helped MauLer, Rags, and Wolf respond to Jack Saint's "Long Critique is Not Deep Critique," a task which proved so daunting that it had to extend past Rags and Wolf's availability and into EFAP 23, where Jay returned alongside ChaseFace, DasBoSchitt, and Smudboy.

EFAPs 26, 31[]


The Arrival Debate[]

EFAP 32 saw Jay and Wolf duke it out in The Arrival Debate, with Jay defending The Arrival as a flawed but decent film and Wolf lambasting it as a nonsense movie with barely anything that redeems it. MauLer and Rags watched the film as well to weigh in on the discussion, and found it very lackluster and confusing, though not to the same degree as Wolf did. The four went through the film and tried to find out just what the hell was going on in it, with Jay happily conceding that there was a lot to criticize about it and concluding that the good parts of it are really good and the bad parts of it drag those good parts down. At the end of it all Jay managed to raise MauLer's score for the film by a single number, claiming that victory over Wolf.

It was also during this stream where Jay and the gang learned of the unloved nature of Orphans, due to the smell of sadness emitted from their blood.

Orphans, Goliath, and The Cosmic Chicken[]


EFAP 34[]


EFAPs 40 & 41[]

Jay joined into EFAP 40 while the gang watched "DOOM Eternal Looks Terrible" with The Critical Drinker, in his first appearance, and then met the Doom Sausage Man, the video's author. She got some alchotisms for herself and stuck around into EFAP 41 with Drinker, Shad, and the boys, and later Fringy.

EFAPs 43 & 49[]


EFAP 50 - The One Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]


EFAP 51[]

Jay joined MauLer, Rags, Metal, and later DasBoSchitt for the first stream after the One-Year Anniversary, where they laid back, relaxed, and watched HelloGreedo build a TIE Fighter in Minecraft. They later took a look at a clip from a stream where fan of the show CelticPheonix tried to explain MauLer's content to a baffled FatmanFalling, and Jay raised the question everyone nobody else dare ask: What are the odds that FatmanFalling's chessboard has cum on it? The likelyhood of the answer being yes increased as the stream went on.

The Minecraft Stairs Debate[]

HelloGreedo's Minecraft shenanigans led to Rags and Jay arguing over whether it is possible to create a 2x2 spiral staircase in Minecraft, with Jay arguing for and Rags against. Jay was able to prove it was possible, a landmark victory for Jay against Rags.

EFAPs 52, 54, & 55[]


Murder at the hands of The Knights of Jen[]

While Jay did not appear in EFAP 59, she nonetheless found herself in the crosshairs of The Knights of Jen. The unjust attacks against her led to Jay needing to take a break from social media, but the hate could not keep her down forever, and she returned.

Back-and-Forth with NoBullshit[]

NoBullshit, formerly known as Brooks Show, was invited onto PSA Sitch and Adam Friended's stream to respond to accusations that he is a racist. During the stream, NoBS attempted to turn the tables on Sitch by accusing him of hanging around with dirty leftists like MauLer, and his proof that MauLer was a dirty leftist was that MauLer hung around with shady people like Jay. The biggest accusation NoBS made against Jay was that Jay said she wanted his freedom of speech taken away, so Jay made a quick video on the subject where she showed herself having explicitly stated that she does not think NoBS' freedom of speech should be taken away, then started an online petition for NoBS to change his profile picture to one of the guinea pigs from G-Force. NoBS' response to that was to simply make fun of Jay on Twitter, but he deleted his tweets shortly after. Jay livestreamed the event while appearing simultaneously on the Southpaw'dcast and everyone had a gay old time.

EFAPs 60, 62, 63, 65, 66, 68, 70, 71, 73, 78, 81, & 82[]


True Confrontation with NoBullshit[]

NoBullshit was brought onto Nicholas DeOrio's stream to defend himself against a whole host of accusations. They played Jay's video about NoBS, and he tried to argue that even though Jay said she did not want his freedom of speech taken away, she was secretly trying to send the message that she did. Jay appeared in chat and was then let into the stream, leading to the first direct conversation between the two. Jay had a gay old time and NoBS did not hold his own. After the fact, Jay described NoBS as "a chill lolcow." EFAP 83 was streaming simultaneously with DeOrio's, and Jay hopped on for about an hour and talked about Teletubbies with MauLer, Rags, and HeelvsBabyface.

EFAPs 85, 87, 89, 91, 94, 99, Mini 29 & 54, Gaming 5, 7, & 8[]


EFAP 100[]

Jay entered 5 hours into Part 3 of EFAP 100, and Wolf immediately asked if Jay had watched The Lord of the Rings. Upon request, Jay gave shoutouts to Headmetwall for his timestamp comments and Kibalkins for his running of efap.me. A conversation about cum led to Chat suggesting Voxis read another Chuck Tingle story, and at MauLer's request Jay gave the managerial go-ahead. Jay sat by with the rest of the roster as Voxis read Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard, breaking the silence to shout "Fuck yeah!" when Antguy jerks off Thamos. Jay then changed her profile picture to Rule 34 art of her own face covered in what appeared to be mayonnaise, and stayed on for the remaining hour for some laid-back conversation.

EFAP 100 Minis[]

Jay joined MauLer, Rags, Wolf, Metal, and DasBo to watch The Last Stand of EFAP, an 18-minute long meme created by The Fellowship of the Meme, and commented that the Captain Marvel scenes from Avengers Endgame work so much better with a character they actually like. Jay joined that same band to react to the first round of EFAP 100 picture memes, then left to get some sleep before video memes started.

Post-EFAP 100[]

Jay returned for EFAPs 103 and 104 to see how Patrick Willems has been doing now that The Rise of Skywalker has been released, then appeared at the end of EFAP 108 to check out Knights of EFAP Episode 3. In EFAP 111, Jay was joined by her friend Medium D Speaks and Capital-O Opinions to witness MovieBob's younger days, then left and came back for superchats. Jay later joined MauLer, Rags, Fringy, Metal, M, and new guest Count Dankula on EFAP 114 after they were done with the video coverage for a game of Champ'd Up, then left after some Superchats. EFAP 116 was the drunkest Jay had ever been on an EFAP, and Jay donned a Santa hat after having been criticized for not having a seaonally-appropriate avatar.

EFAP 117, Gaming 11 & 13, 128, Gaming 17, 18, 20[]


Doctor Who Video[]

"Compassion is one of the Doctor's core traits."

"You have accurately identified some of my defining traits: compassion-"

"Man, I wish I could always ask for a reference that good. Disagree with me now, fuckhead!"

- Jay, playing an audio clip of the Sixth Doctor

After months of delays and rendering issues, Jay finally released her magnum opus - a five-hour-long critique of Chris Chibnall's run as showrunner of seasons 11 and 12 of Doctor Who, starring Jodie Whitaker as the Thirteenth Doctor. While Jay has never shied away from making videos as long as they need to be to argue their point, this video was an undeniable leap forward into true Longmanhood. The video was made to be accessible for people who had not watched those two seasons or even Doctor Who in general, and broken down into sections that addressed different aspects of the show and how the newest seasons have dropped the ball on them. Jay set out to criticize the show on the merits of its writing and handling of the characters, world, and themes of Doctor Who without focusing on placing the blame for their quality on possible political or social agendas, only bringing up political issues when the show itself does to comment on how poorly it handles said issues within the stories it is telling. Jay also went over a Whitaker episode that managed to characterize the Doctor much better while still retaining the elements unique to Whitaker's portrayal of the character and appealing to fans of seasons 11 and 12, and used that as an example of how the show could still do better in the future while doing its own thing, drawing comparisons to Sixth Doctor actor Colin Baker, who similarly had a run of bad episodes but managed to put his talents to better use portraying his iteration of the Doctor in some well-written audio dramas. In this video, Jay also explicitly addressed her transition for the first time, after months of background hints and non-explicit clues.

Naturally, Jay's (5-hour) video (covering around 15 hours of television) was met with accusations of Being Too Long, spreading hatred and negativity, encouraging harassment, and of course of being motivated by a hatred of women.


Rhino Milk[]

Jay was the first person in modern history to theorize rhinos' potential as a source of milk, in EFAP #5. Since then she has made massive strides in the cultivation of rhino milk, which has a diverse range of applications. Many other innovations in the unconventional milk industry, such as spider milk and ghost milk, have been inspired by Jay's initial discovery.

Spider Oracles[]

Jay was also the first person to theorize the existence of Spider Oracles, in EFAP 19. She theorized that Spider-Man's Spider-Sense suggested a more general ability of spiders at large to be able to foresee the future. Rags was baffled of this statement and others laughed at this suggestion, but Jay turned out to be right.


While geodes themselves are well-established, Jay was first made aware of their greater power that they held when a comment from a suspiciously Russian, suspiciously robotic account alluded to it. Jay soon became the beneficiary of the power of the geode.

Self-Aware Cringe[]

Jay proposed the concept of Self-Aware Cringe as a justification for the Hulk dab in Avengers: Endgame [1].

Book Look[]

In EFAP 104, Rags criticized Patrick Willems for wearing a blazer over a T-shirt, a comment to which Weekend Warrior naturally took offense. Jay decided to settle the debate once and for all by creating a Strawpoll, asking if wearing a blazer over a T-shirt is a good look... or a book look.

Not The Lord of the Rings[]

There are a variety of movies that Jay has not seen, the most egregious being The Lord of the Rings trilogy, much to the frustration of Wolf. Jay has seen The Fellowship of the Ring, but does not remember much of it as it was a long time ago [2]. On EFAP 50, Jay promised to watch the trilogy by EFAP 100, but did not.

Powers and Abilities[]

Jay lacks almost any combat skills and she dies in almost every fight she has ever been in, aside from her fight with NoBS, though NoBS is a guinea pig. With that being said, Jay can revive herself from any scenario, including destruction of the planet as shown in EFAP 50 although it takes some time.

She can also farm rhinos, manage EFAP, drop some Lore and harvest Rhino Milk from her brothers and sisters.

Jay was born without any bones due to a genetic disease, and as such is just a gelatinous blob that hires an actor to portray her on screen, while she is in the corner directing her. Jay travels by being carried in a bucket. She can get bones if someone gives her them. Jay's head is like ice scream, since she has no bones, ears or eyes. But aren’t we all just gelatinous blobs in the corner? Mauler is an octopus, but aren’t we all? As a blob, Jay can skydive better and swim like a octopus, also gets checks from the government as she cant do any jobs as a blob.


Jay's story.

  • Jay does not know how to whistle.
  • Jay met a woman once. But her mother doesn’t count, so…
  • She thought that The Last Jedi was just "meh" before meeting EFAP.
  • Jay’s dad is shit and her mother is little, so she is a cute little shit.
  • She milks her own species
  • Her school didn't have sports team uniform, they didn't even have clothes. This is why she isn't uniformed and has no sense of fashion
  • Jay’s character development was to open a window, as some people live their entire lives without opening windows
  • Jay has a good enough connection to Pandora to get to her box
  • Jay is the Kenny of memes, always dying and coming back
  • Jay doesn’t like lexicons
  • Jay was sponsored to do a hentai game review by hentai game studio
  • Jay is so bad at video games that she is put in shame cage
  • Jay fiddles with 2 pence coins when she is sad, they are pretty big coins
  • Jay is so thin that if she turns sideways, she disappears
  • Jay is against baby rape
  • Jay died for our SinsSins
  • Jay is majority share holder of EFAP
  • Jay hid the fact that she's really a janitor by acting like the manager, or the other way around.
  • She is gay but she can't say the f-word.
  • Jay is 80 years old but just aged well. and yet she has not seen LOTR
  • Jay does not use heroine sexually
  • Jay played Killer Instinct on the Rubik's Cube, killed 7 out of 9 of the Instincts and played through 19 levels.
  • Jay once saw in Germany a lady with a fox as a pet.
  • Subscribes to Life Magazine
  • Jay's second favorite cheese is brie and mozzarella is the first.
  • She's a big fan of Surreal Memes and an approved poster on their subreddit.[1]
  • You never know with Jay if she knows something.
  • named SinSin, two negatives makes positive, but NisNis makes negative
  • Jay puts her work and soul into her website
  • Jay shits milk and cums from her nose
  • Jay is not the "big bi", but a "thin bi"
  • Jay thinks her voice sounds of testosterone
  • She refuses to advocate for the hyperspace kamikaze.[1]
  • The Chat secretly loves her.[1]
  • Jay's nickname in high school was "Jayquality"


"I win... using my superior facts and logic"


"Finally, acknowledgement."

"There's no reason not to farm rhinos"

"Can spiders actually do that?... Can spiders actually tell the future?"

“Do you know how big my cactus farm is?”

“A nipple is just a nipple”

"ever since long time ago"

"It's dust under the bridge, it's dry season"

"That would be good Fun"