"I think it's really weird that nobody pronounces the P in Simpsons"
Jay Exci, full name Jay "Jayquality" Mushroom Exci, or simply Jay, formerly known as CinemaSinsSins, Jay Exci's SinsSins, or simply SinsSins, is a young rhino and a former Massive. She was the midseason villain of Season 1 of EFAP but was quickly redeemed and is currently one of the EFAP regulars and one of their closest allies in the fight against bad video essays, working as their manager.
Jay is but a simple farmer, harvesting the greatest drink known to man, while on the side farming cacti and geodes. Jay has also owned a hippo farm, bear farm, tiger farm and T-Rex farm for milk and meat, but they weren't as profitable as the Rhino Farm, so she had to give them up.
Jay periodically hosts the variety show aaahh with The Virtual Celebrity, Medium D Speaks, and fellow EFAPpers Fringy and Weekend Warrior, and is also a recurring guest on The Killstream, having appeared in a whopping 0 episodes. Jay and Metal also have a Star Trek podcast, called "Jay and Metal's Star Trek Podcast."
Appearance[]
Jay is a thin rhino who takes on human form, something not done usually by other members of her species. She wears glasses, a black beanie over brown hair, a yellow hoodie, and Ewok-colored pants. Jay is taller than Rags. Jay was blonde before she put on the hat.
She is 1/10th unicorn from their unicorn's side - it's like if you had your parents and Jesus, but it's a unicorn. Jay wears the hat to hide the horn and files it short when not wearing the hat. It's a curly horn.
She might be made of granite. This would explain their connection to the geodes. Jay can also apparently become a blob-like being, as they are a homunculus.
Personality[]
"Jay sets a lot of traps by accident, cuz Jay's so honest"
- MauLer, EFAP 179
Jay is a kind and overall a nice person. While the EFAP crew are "nice" in general, Jay wears her niceness more on her sleeve, and typically manages to have better relationships with those who have an otherwise more negative view of EFAP. Jay is quite an informed and entertaining film reviewer, though she might not be quite on par with some of the other EFAPpers. She usually makes arguments into jokes as seen during the engagement during the Arrival Debate. She liked to tease Wolf a lot when he was still a host. She does believe in objectivity in art, though she personally doesn't place much focus on it. Jay is willing to make friends even if that means she becomes a joke in the eyes of many. With that being said she will defend his friends to the last breath as seen during the Joker War with The Knights of Jen. Jay is often the one who will bring up an alternate viewpoint that other people on the stream may not have considered, and while no stranger to hot takes (seriously, not liking Back to the Future 2?), Jay is almost always willing to talk things out with someone who is up for it, a very respectable trait. Additionally, she loves geodes.
Stance on Christmas vs Halloween[]
Jay is on Team Halloween.
History[]
Jay grew up in Germany.
Jay's earliest YouTube videos included LEGO stop motions and Minecraft playthroughs
CinemaSinsSins[]
Before her introduction to EFAP, Jay began as CinemaSinsSins, a channel that responded to CinemaSins' "Everything Wrong With [Title]" series in her own "Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With [Title]" series. Jay began watching CinemaSins as a casual fan, and started CinemaSinsSins simply to have something to make, but came to have more and more issues with them upon taking a closer look at them. Jay now maintains that CinemaSins is not satire as they claim, or at least not good satire, and is instead just poorly-written. CinemaSinsSins would often cover other channels with the same format as CinemaSins, namely Brooks Show. She also later branched out to doing "Everything Wrong With" responses to videos other than CinemaSins' own "Everything Wrong With" videos, such as "Everything Wrong With Black Panther: An Unbridled Rage"...
Introduction as a Villain[]
SinsSins first crossed EFAP's radar when she made a response to MauLer's "Black Panther: An Unbridled Rage" with her "Everything Wrong With āBlack Panther: An Unbridled Rageā (Part One)" MauLer commented on her video thanking her for making constructive feedback and saying he would take a look at it on EFAP, and SinsSins replied thanking him for taking it well. MauLer, Rags, Wolf, and Fringy took a look at her video on EFAP 5 and refuted her arguments point by point, and expressed disappointment that her critique was not better. Jay's massivity made her the mid-season villain of EFAP Season 1.
- Jay made the odd claim that MauLer tries to get his reviews out earlier than everyone else's to ride the algorithm, when MauLer usually gets them out later than others - Jay liked MauLer because instead of nitpicking like CinemaSins or being racist like No Bullshit, MauLer actually criticizes the film and looks at actual plot holes and well thought out writing, just thought that he didnāt think the Black Panther video through - first point is video editing - first time watching black panther he fell asleep - Wakanda is isolationist and built a walled city, even though they absorbed few tribes. Wakandians see rest of the world as primitive, savage and aggressive. What would they gain by conquest, bigger borders? Well, more land to grow food and build cities in?. āThey have everything they need." How about space, vegetation, shelter, drink, food? - Thinks they are pacifist, even though they choose king by trial by combat, which he sees as part of āutopian cityā āxenophobic utopia.ā - They are allegedly pacifists, but killed people who found out about their city before the shield was up - There might have been a cultural shift that made them isolationist - City would only be legend (people in the olden days went after legends). - Thinks Google Maps proves that people would believe that there is no Wakanda - People that get to Wakanda canāt get back since they had to cross the mountains and the city is surrounded by an impenetrable forest. Also, they didnāt bring enough food to get back. There should be mountains and forest around the dome but there is none - Misunderstand things like that supposedly a person who is in on the secret, thinking he meant that he isnāt part of the masquerade - Thinks straw huts on skyscrapers tech in Wakanda looks advanced - Didnāt understand how MauLer sees Killmonger's racist comments as awkward - Challenging the king to combat is probably a formality. Compares trial by combat to a wedding, how its formality to ask if anyone objects. combat keeps the king in check as otherwise they could be challenged. Only backwards thing in trial by combat is the physical combat. Combat its part of tradition, so it makes sense that they kept it. Doesnāt see why spear guys restricting combat area with their spears is unfair, as it shortens the area and dictates how much space they have to move - Humans made the anti-flower juice - Pacifist war rhinos stationed around the impenetrable forest, kept in check with vibranium fences - it okay to harvest ivory from rhino horns, thinking its ethical as long as they keep the rhino population up - ethical pacifist slaughter - thinks tradition is end all be all answer to lot of reasons for the culture - gadgets shown donāt have to be used afterwards, nor do some of their limits have to be nailed down - bit two faced, saying she respects him but insults him back
Redemption[]
Jay unlisted her response to MauLer because she no longer felt it was well-argued. She appeared on EFAP 7 to have a chat with MauLer and the boys, making history as the first EFAP villain to come onto the show, and got along with them swimmingly. In keeping with the theme of Jay's channel and her first encounter with EFAP, together they took a look at a video on Black Panther's Killmonger and a CinemaSins video on Predator, a favorite film of MauLer's.
Cementing as a Regular[]
Some time passed before Jay was on another EFAP, until she returned for EFAP 19. With this, Jay went from simply a villain who was redeemed to a full-blown recurring guest. This began a long history of appearances on EFAP that continue to this day. Jay made good use of this landmark by bringing attention to the existence of spiders' ability to tell the future.
Establishment as Manager (ft Jay Jay Binks)[]
In EFAP 22, Jay once again rose through the ranks when it was revealed that she was actually the Manager of EFAP, on account of being the majority shareholder. On that same stream, Jay's alternate form of Jay Jay Binks was revealed. Manager Jay helped MauLer, Rags, and Wolf respond to Jack Saint's "Long Critique is Not Deep Critique," a task which proved so daunting that it had to extend past Rags and Wolf's availability and into EFAP 23, where Jay returned alongside ChaseFace, DasBoSchitt, and Smudboy.
EFAPs 26, 31[]
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The Arrival Debate[]
EFAP 32 saw Jay and Wolf duke it out in The Arrival Debate, with Jay defending The Arrival as a flawed but decent film and Wolf lambasting it as a nonsense movie with barely anything that redeems it. MauLer and Rags watched the film as well to weigh in on the discussion, and found it very lackluster and confusing, though not to the same degree as Wolf did. The four went through the film and tried to find out just what the hell was going on in it, with Jay happily conceding that there was a lot to criticize about it and concluding that the good parts of it are really good and the bad parts of it drag those good parts down. At the end of it all Jay managed to raise MauLer's score for the film by a single number, claiming that victory over Wolf.
It was also during this stream where Jay and the gang learned of the unloved nature of Orphans, due to the smell of sadness emitted from their blood.
Orphans, Goliath, and The Cosmic Chicken[]
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EFAP 34[]
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EFAPs 40 & 41[]
Jay joined into EFAP 40 while the gang watched "DOOM Eternal Looks Terrible" with The Critical Drinker, in his first appearance, and then met the Doom Sausage Man, the video's author. She got some alchotisms for herself and stuck around into EFAP 41 with Drinker, Shad, and the boys, and later Fringy.
EFAPs 43 & 49[]
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EFAP 50 - The One Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]
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EFAP 51[]
Jay joined MauLer, Rags, Metal, and later DasBoSchitt for the first stream after the One-Year Anniversary, where they laid back, relaxed, and watched HelloGreedo build a TIE Fighter in Minecraft. They later took a look at a clip from a stream where fan of the show CelticPheonix tried to explain MauLer's content to a baffled FatmanFalling, and Jay raised the question everyone nobody else dare ask: What are the odds that FatmanFalling's chessboard has cum on it? The likelyhood of the answer being yes increased as the stream went on.
The Minecraft Stairs Debate[]
HelloGreedo's Minecraft shenanigans led to Rags and Jay arguing over whether it is possible to create a 2x2 spiral staircase in Minecraft, with Jay arguing for and Rags against. Jay was able to prove it was possible, a landmark victory for Jay against Rags.
EFAP 52[]
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vs Quinton on The Last Jedi[]
āHow long are you free for Jay?ā
āI'm free for a whileā
- MauLer and Jay, before streaming for 13 hours straight
Jay joined MauLer, Rags, and newcomer Aydin for EFAP 54 to watch Quinton Reviews' "Is The Last Jedi THAT Bad?" After being corrected on the definition of the word priapism by Rags, Jay joined in a discussion of the response to Nostalgia Critic's review of Pink Floyd's The Wall, which culminated in a conversation with Fennah, who did the animated segment of NC's review. 70 minutes in, Chat started pressing Q for Quinton, but Jay was promised memes, and so memes they watched. After witnessing a dramatic reading of a conversation between Freudian and Bigideas, the gang finally turned their attention to Quinton. Aydin mentioned that she started watching Quinton when she stopped watching Doctor Who because he did good Doctor Who reviews, to which Jay agreed. MauLer added that when he was talking to Fennah in private, Fennah said to him that you gotta admit the Dalek fighting the army was badass, to which Jay said āno you don't.ā MauLer added that Fennah should talk to Jay sometime, and Aydin pointed out that good special effects in spite of bad story is the opposite of what Doctor Who usually gets its praises for.
Quinton's video began by stating that if you ignore criticisms of the plot, the characters, and how it connects to prior films, which is all just fan stuff, the movie doesn't have much wrong with it, as it had a good soundtrack, good acting, and good cinematography. Jay was the odd one out in that even when he thought the movie was okay he found the cinematography ugly, calling it technically competent but pretentious, leaving him thinking, āthey're really trying to make an iconic shot here aren't they?ā When Quinton shrugged off the introduction of lightspeed tracking as something people wouldn't care about, likening them to midichlorians, both of which are things that people cared quite a bit about them due to the negative effect they had on the story, Jay imagined Quinton applying that same logic to having a knife pulled on him and asking āWhy am I supposed to care that a knife exists?ā Quinton praised the film for casting an Asian actor for a main character, though he acknowledged that bringing it up as something exceptional defeated the point, raising the question of why he brought it up in the first place. Jay summed up Quinton's praise as "You get to look at Asians." This led to a conversation about the topic in general, in which Jay concluded from the difference in percentage of Asian actors to Asian Americans that "We are .9 percent racist." Jay also described a hypothetical example of a film set in iceland becoming very popular, leading to a trend of movies being set in Iceland, leading to white actors being more in-demand due to Iceland being almost entirely white, leading to less Asian actors getting work, leading to less Asian people pursuing careers as actors, leading to their being less Asian characters in film even after the trend of Iceland-based films dies down, the point being that disproportionate demographics in media is caused by a bias somewhere, but where that bias is is very difficult to pin down due to the number of variables at play. Jay also proclaimed āI'd just like to make it clear for everyone watching EFAP, I don't hate Asian people. I will now accept your Superchats dedicating several hundreds of pounds to me.ā When Quinton mentioned Holdo's Tumblr hair, Jay brought up how Holdo looked cooler in the concept art than in the movie, wearing a more militaristic outfit, but after some searching Jay was unable to find the art, and may have imagined it.
With Quinton's video dealt with, Jay and the gang discussed a variety of topics from the Absorbaloff episode of Doctor Who to memes to Jay's infamous lack of love for Space Balls. They looked at Batman-Shrek-Sonic pregnancy art and discussed Loompaland Lore, after which Aydin fell asleep. Going back to an earlier topic, MauLer brought up a shot from The Last Jedi and described what he liked about it, then asked Jay's thoughts, to which Jay said he liked the shot and wished more of the movie had that shot's color scheme. Glib, who also doesn't like the cinematography, said in Chat that it looked poorly composited. Jay told the story of the guy who responded to his response to Shaun the Skull's The Last Jedi video and why he took the video down, then expressed desire to see Jar Jar in Episode IX, but if they mistreat him Jay would be upset. Aydin woke up from her ENAP and decried discrimination against the Welsh, leading MauLer to praise the Welsh flag and Jay to find a variant of the Welsh flag with a lobster in place of the dragon. This culminated in the famous discovery of the Isle of Man flag, whose triple-legged triskellion proved a natural predator for Jay due to its proficiency at kicking. After a debate about parenthesis and MauLer's story about the schoolmate who thought you don't pronounce the P in Simpsons, the gang reached the time cap for streaming and had to start a new stream for superchats.
EFAP 55 saw Aydin falls asleep yet again while they looked at memes, the sound of her sleeping providing background noise for the stream. Jay left the stream two hours in, leading to comments that Aydin outlived, or rather outslept, Jay.
Murder at the hands of The Knights of Jen[]
While Jay did not appear in EFAP 59, she nonetheless found herself in the crosshairs of The Knights of Jen. The unjust attacks against her led to Jay needing to take a break from social media, but the hate could not keep her down forever, and she returned.
Back-and-Forth with NoBullshit[]
NoBullshit, formerly known as Brooks Show, was invited onto PSA Sitch and Adam Friended's stream to respond to accusations that he is a racist. During the stream, NoBS attempted to turn the tables on Sitch by accusing him of hanging around with dirty leftists like MauLer, and his proof that MauLer was a dirty leftist was that MauLer hung around with shady people like Jay. The biggest accusation NoBS made against Jay was that Jay said she wanted his freedom of speech taken away, so Jay made a quick video on the subject where she showed herself having explicitly stated that she does not think NoBS' freedom of speech should be taken away, then started an online petition for NoBS to change his profile picture to one of the guinea pigs from G-Force. NoBS' response to that was to simply make fun of Jay on Twitter, but he deleted his tweets shortly after. Jay livestreamed the event while appearing simultaneously on the Southpaw'dcast and everyone had a gay old time.
EFAPs 60 (TRoS leaks), 62 (Arlo), MEMEFAP, 65 & 66 (Farewell Wolf), 68 (New Years), 70 & 71 (ralphthemoviemaker), 73, 78, 81 (M & T), & MEMEFAP II[]
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True Confrontation with NoBullshit[]
NoBullshit was brought onto Nicholas DeOrio's stream to defend himself against a whole host of accusations. They played Jay's video about NoBS, and he tried to argue that even though Jay said she did not want his freedom of speech taken away, she was secretly trying to send the message that she did. Jay appeared in chat and was then let into the stream, leading to the first direct conversation between the two. Jay had a gay old time and NoBS did not hold his own. After the fact, Jay described NoBS as "a chill lolcow." EFAP 83 was streaming simultaneously with DeOrio's, and Jay hopped on for about an hour and talked about Teletubbies with MauLer, Rags, and HeelvsBabyface.
EFAPs 85, 87, 89, 91, 94, 99, Superchat Catchup III, Hillhouse, Gaming 5 (Among Us), 7, & 8[]
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EFAP 100 - The Two Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]
Jay entered 5 hours into Part 3 of EFAP 100, and Wolf immediately asked if Jay had watched The Lord of the Rings. Upon request, Jay gave shoutouts to Headmetwall for his timestamp comments and Kibalkins for his running of efap.me. A conversation about cum led to Chat suggesting Voxis read another Chuck Tingle story, and at MauLer's request Jay gave the managerial go-ahead. Jay sat by with the rest of the roster as Voxis read Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard, breaking the silence to shout "Fuck yeah!" when Antguy jerks off Thamos. Jay then changed her profile picture to Rule 34 art of her own face covered in what appeared to be mayonnaise, and stayed on for the remaining hour for some laid-back conversation.
EFAP 100 Minis[]
Jay joined MauLer, Rags, Wolf, Metal, and DasBo to watch The Last Stand of EFAP, an 18-minute long meme created by The Fellowship of the Meme, and commented that the Captain Marvel scenes from Avengers Endgame work so much better with a character they actually like. Jay joined that same band to react to the first round of EFAP 100 picture memes, then left to get some sleep before video memes started.
Post-EFAP 100[]
Jay returned for EFAPs 103 and 104 to see how Patrick Willems has been doing now that The Rise of Skywalker has been released, then appeared at the end of EFAP 108 to check out Knights of EFAP Episode 3. In EFAP 111, Jay was joined by her friend Medium D Speaks and Capital-O Opinions to witness MovieBob's younger days, then left and came back for superchats. Jay later joined MauLer, Rags, Fringy, Metal, M, and new guest Count Dankula on EFAP 114 after they were done with the video coverage for a game of Champ'd Up. EFAP 116 was the drunkest Jay had ever been on an EFAP, and Jay donned a Santa hat after having been criticized for not having a seaonally-appropriate avatar. Jay appeared for literally just the intro of EFAP 117, and told the story of why a lot of people in Africa are named Adolf Hitler.
Gaming 11 & 13, 128, Gaming 17, 18, 20[]
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Doctor Who Video[]
"Compassion is one of the Doctor's core traits."
"You have accurately identified some of my defining traits: compassion-"
"Man, I wish I could always ask for a reference that good. Disagree with me now, fuckhead!"
- Jay, playing an audio clip of the Sixth Doctor
After months of delays and rendering issues, Jay finally released her magnum opus - a five-hour-long critique of Chris Chibnall's run as showrunner of seasons 11 and 12 of Doctor Who, starring Jodie Whitaker as the Thirteenth Doctor. While Jay has never shied away from making videos as long as they need to be to argue their point, this video was an undeniable leap forward into true Longmanhood. The video was made to be accessible for people who had not watched those two seasons or even Doctor Who in general, and broken down into sections that addressed different aspects of the show and how the newest seasons have dropped the ball on them. Jay set out to criticize the show on the merits of its writing and handling of the characters, world, and themes of Doctor Who without focusing on placing the blame for their quality on possible political or social agendas, only bringing up political issues when the show itself does to comment on how poorly it handles said issues within the stories it is telling. Jay also went over a Whitaker episode that managed to characterize the Doctor much better while still retaining the elements unique to Whitaker's portrayal of the character and appealing to fans of seasons 11 and 12, and used that as an example of how the show could still do better in the future while doing its own thing, drawing comparisons to Sixth Doctor actor Colin Baker, who similarly had a run of bad episodes but managed to put his talents to better use portraying his iteration of the Doctor in some well-written audio dramas. In this video, Jay also explicitly addressed her transition for the first time, after months of background hints and non-explicit clues.
Naturally, Jay's (5-hour) video (covering around 15 hours of television) was met with accusations of Being Too Long, spreading hatred and negativity, encouraging harassment, and of course of being motivated by a hatred of women.
Other people have criticised the video for being needlessly padded out with nitpicks of individual episodes, such as going on about reconaissance in the first episode and for attacking people who did like the era, such as making videos sneering at them for liking something different to them.
Full Fat Videos on Doctor Who and Loki[]
Jay appeared on EFAP 142 as the resident Doctor Who expert, where he joined Fringy, Rags, and less up-to-date Doctor Who-watchers MauLer and The Meme Repository to take a look at Full Fat Videos' video on why Disney+'s Loki is what the newest seasons of Doctor Who should have been. Jay was in a unique position as the only person who had watched Series 11 and 12 of Doctor Who (the others having only seen Jay's video on it), but also having not seen Loki and having to go off of what the others have said about it. The gang agreed with Full Fat Videos that the recent seasons of Doctor Who were bad, but disagreed with Loki succeeding where Doctor Who failed. Jay in particular took issue with him saying he didn't want to make any further videos negatively reviewing the newest seasons of Doctor Who because he wanted to leave room for people who did like it to enjoy it, countering that making a negative review of something doesn't take away from other people's ability to enjoy it, and saying otherwise suggests that there is something harmful about simply saying you don't like something. At one point, the roster was confused by Full Fat describing it as "academic" to compare Jodie Whitaker's Doctor and Sylvie simply because they were female versions of a character who has so far only been male, wondering why he would describe it as "academic" when his criticism was that it was substanceless. MauLer wondered if he misspoke and meant that it was not academic, while Jay put forth that he may have meant "purely academic," as in being done simply for the sake of doing it rather than because it has any practical application to it. Either way they agreed that he should have been clearer with his wording.
They also looked at a Captain Midnight video critiquing a newer episode of Rick and Morty.
Jay returned alongside MauLer, Rags, and Fringy in EFAP 145, where Full Fat Videos was on as a guest to talk about his video, as well as Loki, Doctor Who and media in general. While Matt often maintained that the issues MauLer and co brought up with Loki didn't bother him, he still had a good time discussing each of them with the gang and saw where they were coming from. On the aforementioned topic of "leaving people room to enjoy it," Matt clarified that he meant that he wanted to he had already said his piece on how bad he thought the newest seasons of Doctor Who were and was tired of being told he was doing something wrong simply for negatively reviewing something (even similarly describing the "just let people enjoy it" mindset as "toxic positivity" like EFAP had), something Jay and the gang was very much in agreement with, and Matt seemingly taking the opposite stance in his video was just a result of poor phrasing. Matt and the EFAP crew got along very well, with Matt saying he would be down to come onto another EFAP.
EFAP 150 - The Three-Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]
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EFAP 152 - Colin Sanders Stream Superchats[]
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Mandalorian Finale, Mini 68, Torchwood Episode, Minis 87 & 93[]
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Extraction[]
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Resident Evil: Afterlife & Resident Evil: Retribution[]
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Gaming 25 & 27 (Gartic Phone)[]
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EFAP 165 - Spundo-Man[]
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EFAP 169 - On Storytelling[]
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EFAP 171 - CinemaSins vs The Suicide Squad (ft Trungo's)[]
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vs The Book of Boba Fett[]
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On Arcane[]
Jay joined MauLer, Rags, Fringy, Metal, Doomer, Theo, Drinker, Doomer, and DasBoSchitt on EFAP 172 for the long-awaited discussion on Netflix' Arcane. The whole roster had overwhelming praise for the series' writing and visuals, especially for the extensive cast of fleshed-out main characters, only having the occasional small criticism of some plot contrivances. There was so much to talk about that they only got through the first three episodes in EFAP 172, and two further episdes in EFAP 173, leaving them to have to finish the remaining four for EFAP 174.
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vs Hasan[]
"I'm gonna go take a shit"
In July of 2021, Jay's video on the strange house that went viral got picked up by the algorithm a few months after it was uploaded, leading to it being covered by Cr1tikal. Jay took some issue with Cr1tikal's coverage since he mainly just thanked subscribers while he let the video play in the background without providing much commentary, but he decided to leave it be. After watching Dunkey's video on the same house, Hasan Piker was recommended Jay's video by his chat, and so watched that as well. He left to go make himself food for a third of the video's runtime, then let it play mostly uninterrupted while providing very little transformative commentary, then stopped the video right before the part where it promoted Jay's content.
Since this was the second time something like this had happened with the same video, and it had gotten to the extreme of literally leaving the room while just playing someone else's content, Jay did a stream reacting to Hasan's reaction, and left to go take a shit before coming back and eating a piece of cardboard while letting Hasan's stream play in the background. Jay was fine with Hasan reacting to the video but simply asked that he actually add a substantial amount of commentary instead of just letting it play, and give credit to the original video.
The Death of Hasan[]
Hasan responded to Jay's "drama" stream, and was baffled that Jay just left the room while his stream played until he had it explained to him that it was to mimic him having done the very same thing. Hasan agreed that Jay and anyone else who did not want him playing their content on his stream were entirely correct and that he doesn't play people's content after they've asked him to stop, not understanding that he shouldn't be acting under the assumption that they are okay with it until they say otherwise. Hasan and his chat accused Jay of only responding to him for clout, and argued that simply playing the video while he left the room was justified because Hasan streams for a very long time, comparing Jay's request to forcing an Amazon worker to pee in a bottle. Hasan spoke as though he was doing Jay a favor, citing that Jay had admitted his stream gave the video a huge spike in views, when said spike was 200 on a 400,000-view video. Jay's demands for Hasan's content were so extreme that they proved fatal, and Hasan died. He's alive now though.
Jay did a stream responding to Hasan's response with MauLer and Fringy, articulating why they felt he didn't really understand the point behind Jay's original criticism. Several members of Hasan's chat came into Jay's chat urging him to calm down and stop shouting, with one chat member saying Jay should have been nicer and copyright struck Hasan's channel instead of starting drama.
The Incel Star Wars YouTubers Who Are Wrong About Anything weigh in[]
On EFAP 147, MauLer, Rags, and Fringy, having previously spent EFAP 143 breaking down the history of transformative content and ending it with Cr1tikal's coverage of Jay's video, were joined by Sitch and Adam to take a look at the entire timeline thus far of Hasan's coverage of Jay. They were amused by Hasan's reason for leaving Jay's video playing while he left the room being that his mom wasn't home to make him chicken nuggies, but were especially taken aback by his treatment of snaffuu, whom he banned for saying he should have put the channel name onscreen out of frustration for that being too obvious, despite Hasan himself not having actually done so. EFAP watched in horror as Hasan's chat celebrated the downfall of their former comrade, going so far as to revel in the fact that he had been banned after financially supporting Hasan for 11 months.
Sargon of Akkad joined this stream for an hour while they were reading superchats, thus making the statement "Sargon of Akkad showed up" technically true.
For EFAP 148, MauLer put together a selection of Hasan's best moments in regards to his takes on transformative content and responding to criticisms from his own audience for himself, Rags, Fringy, Metal, and Dev to respond to, with the help of Skeletor to stop them from getting a copyright strike. Hasan addressed who his chat described as "incel Star Wars YouTubers who are wrong about anything" by saying they are complete dogshit, though he doesn't know who they are and has never watched them. He then said they were correct, just like everyone else. MauLer uploaded the highlight reel of Hasan's best moments as its own video, titled "Hasan Piker - Man of Steal."
Jay Reacts to Reactors Reacting to Jay[]
In light of the Hasan stream, Jay decided to do some streams for fun reacting to other people who had reacted to his videos, since YouTube's copyright system notifies you if your content is used elsewhere. Jay responded to some creators reacting to videos like his 5-Minute Crafts videos and a video on Zach Snyder's superhero movies, and commented on how transformative they were, finding them for the most part to be in the ballpark of not great but not egregious. Jay also brought up how somebody reuploaded a decade-old LEGO stopmotion of his, for some reason.
The Video #ReactGate[]
A few months after the initial Hasan stream, Jay released a full scripted video going over the topic of react content, which essentially acted as a more structured, more well-argued version of Jay's cardboard-eating stream, accompanied by more side examples in addition to Hasan. This video really got the ball rolling on the discussion of transformative react content, with other creators outside of Jay's usual sphere weighing in.
AhRelevant[]
AhRelevant postured himself as a political journalist, ironically letting Jay's video about not just playing other people's videos uninterrupted play uninterrupted. He mumbled and exhaled his way through Jay's video, seemingly only half-paying attention and barely being able to follow along with Jay's points, asking questions Jay had already answered and questioning why Jay was saying things that were direct responses to what Hasan had said. AhRelevant seemed to view everything from the perspective of clout and cynicism, accusing Jay of hiding having made money off of Hasan's coverage and accusing the EFAP that Jay wasn't on and the singular scripted "rehash" video Jay made on the topic of clout-farming. He had trouble wrapping his head around why Jay would not just take the free publicity since all publicity is good, and rebuffed any counters to that by saying that drama streaming is how you make your money half the time. AhRelevant pulled out every stop to defend any of Hasan's actions, justifying him freebooting other creators' content on the grounds that he only does it sometimes while defending him doing the bare minimum to correct any wrongdoings since they happened in the past and nothing can be done to undo them. Conversely, he found every possible reason to take issue with Jay's case, criticizing Jay's Shakespearean lighting, the length of the video, and perceived motivations. Having not had to deal with copyright claims himself, he seemed to lack basic understanding of copyright as a concept, using some half-baked hypotheticals about copyrighted images and game footage where the area was grayer as comparable to Hasan doing literally nothing at all, and being baffled at the idea of Jay paying money for stock footage. He conceded that Jay's ultimate point was actually correct, calling Hasan stopping the video before Jay got any credit "Sigma," but still felt the need to denounce Jay as cringe on the assumption that Jay was motivated by clout and anger. Comparatively, AhRelevant himself was far angrier than Jay ever got, shouting obscenities at his chat when they pushed back against his argument and telling anyone who agreed with Jay to get blowjobs.
Denims[]
Fresh off of playing someone else's YouTube video for her audience while she left the room and did her makeup, Denims took a crack at responding to Jay's video, which she considered an example of someone who has "a certain idea of what should be or what ought to be," a description that describes literally everybody, Similar to Rele, Denims' streams were characterized by her talking directly into the mic, peaking the audio when she would squeal at something and even chewing her food into it. She defended using other people's videos as filler on the grounds that streamers are incentivized to never leave their stream and give a constant flow of content, explaining that she can lose a quarter of her audience when she leaves for no more than 5 minutes (more like 15) and guessing that her chat was already frustrated at her for talking so much, seemingly tacitly admitting her audience was not there for her, then later outright admitting other people's content is what the audience wants. Denims disagreed that streaming someone else' video without transformative commentary was equivalent to just reuploading it, arguing that the mere act of watching it as a group created a "community experience" and made it transformative, summing up her job as saving people from having to search "funny videos" themselves. She compared having to play videos for chat to caring for a crying baby and other actually hard jobs like a customer service worker, describing how unreasonable it would be to expect them to work without break, something nobody was asking for, and explaining how she often can't do her job properly because her mind is too preoccupied. She also compared her content to a news reporter since they react to videos recorded by other people too, before immediately admitting that they have to pay those people for the footage. Denims defended spending long stretches saying nothing by explaining she can't be funny for that long and did not have the luxury of being able to edit it out later, and undermined many of her own arguments by brushing off YouTube comments that said the same things she did as morons. She laughed at the idea that Hasan could do the same thing to Jay's video to others as well, despite Hasan doing that regularly, and doubted that there were even any streamers who just watch things without commenting, despite having done so herself. Denims defended Hasan's lack of commentary on the grounds that he was too busy eating, the thing being criticized, and had several other defenses that had nothing to do with what was being criticized, such as saying it only happened sometimes, guessing that it was not a big deal since YouTube and Twich are different websites, explaining Hasan was fine with people doing the same to him, and explaining that reacting is a skill. She was dedicated to defending Hasan at every possible turn, making new arguments Hasan had not made in defense of a hypothetical disabled homeowner and making jokes Hasan had not made about the two side-by-side toilets. On the flipside, she found any excuse to accuse Jay of spite-driven coping, not understanding why Jay included opinions from other YouTubers when Hasan said other YouTubers approve of his reactions, chastizing Jay for not making points Jay had in fact made, and claiming Jay does not understand the format since he is not a react streamer when he has in fact reacted, streamed, and react streamed. She outright misunderstood Jay's point at times, thinking the spike of 200 views he posted was of a much larger spike and thinking Jay was doing the same thing Hasan was by not linking to his stream in the description. Some points she had no response to, responding to the accusation that this was stealing someone's art with "okay dude," ignoring every other suggestion Jay had for things to do to fill dead air after saying she could not do two of them, and having nothing but silence in response to Jay's tweet mocking the common defense for Hasan's $3 million McMansion. Denims questioned why Jay even cared that being stolen from "or whatever" was immoral, asking why it mattered how Hasan made his money and suggesting it was elitist to not just do it himself out of a belief he is better than that and laughing at Jay being more upset about it than Gordon Ramsay, a multimillionaire, was over copyright infringement of his TV show. She put forth it was for the platform to dictate what is right and wrong rather than anyone else, suggesting Jay just message anyone who he takes issue with doing this and ask them to stop after they've already done it, as well as recommending he just DMCA strike people for it, seemingly not having had to experience the frustration of dealing with a DMCA strike. Conversely, she was very capable of understanding why it was unethical to steal people's art when that art was a Twitch emote, reminding her chat not to use emotes that belonged to other creators. Even more bizarrely, she also seemed to agree at times that Hasan was in the wrong and should stop, freely admitting that react content is low-effort as well as conceding that the YouTuber had a better case and Hasan (unlike her) was big enough that he could afford to just not freeboot other people's videos, agreeing with the conclusion of Jay's video and saying the whole thing should have been about that, which it was. She made the oddly common claim that Hasan is not a debate streamer and therefore responded poorly because he is bad at arguing, and at one point described both sides of the argument as valid despite them being directly contradictory. She recounted having to tell her chat to stop sending her FD Signifier videos because she became too enthralled in them to provide commentary, despite having arguing previously that merely watching it as a group transformed it, and famously claimed she did not know what it means to take pride in one's work. At one point she claimed she had no choice but to be bad faith to Jay's video since she had to pause it, and at another explained that she had given up on being nice because people would not reward her for that niceness and so it was not worthwhile. A member of her own chat experienced this unkindness firsthand when asking her a simple question led to her singling him out and checking his account history to shame him for not letting her finish a sentence she had never actually started
Keffals[]
Keffals responded to Jay's video about Hasan stealing his art by stealing that art, to mock Jay for taking issue with his art being stolen. This stream, which was literally just Jay's video, was naturally hit with a DMCA strike, which Keffals took issue with on the grounds that she is transgender
Mirror Universe Denims[]
"I already agreed with this"
"Okay then I'm confused, cuz it sounded to me like you were saying the opposite"
- Denims and Jay
Denims ended up having a livestreamed debate with Jay, moderated by a streamer named ChudLogic. In her stream leading up to the debate, she once again played an episode of Hell's Kitchen while barely making any commentary and even periodically leaving her chair, mocking the idea that Jay might criticize this for being non-transformative... because it was. This continued throughout almost the entirety of a Vox video that she played while out of the room, after which she expressed interest in pretending to watch it on her phone like Hasan does, before correcting that she meant actually doing it rather than pretending. Once in the debate with Jay, Denims more or less agreed with every point Jay had made with barely any pushback, in stark contrast with her demeanor in her original stream. This led to the debate being fairly short, and Jay coming away from it thinking everything had been settled. Perhaps the most most egregious instance was her saying the video made her consider being more careful playing other people's videos onstream without being transformative, when she literally mocked Jay's stance both after she was done with the video and literally earlier in that very stream. After watching the debate, MauLer and the gang concluded that this must have been her good counterpart from a Mirror Universe, as evidenced by her bed being on the opposite side of the room. However, Denims' evil self still held out, and she came away from the debate viewing Jay as having agreed with her rather than her with Jay. PSA Sitch caught onto a clip of Denims comparing asking her not to play other people's videos when she leaves the room to AdBlock for YouTubers, and questioned why she considered AdBlock to be a bad thing, since the usual cited reason is that it deprives the YouTuber of the revenue they get from ads, so surely playing their video on another platform where they are deprived not only of the ad revenue but also of the algorithm bump would be even worse.
Denims pt 2[]
Despite seemingly agreeing with Jay on all but one small point during their debate, Denims felt compelled to make a video in response to Jay's, the delivery of which she considered deranged and cringe. She listed its two biggest issues as it being seemingly spite-driven and it being boring, once again arguing that it was lowkey ableist of Jay to not realize Hasan was defending who he believed to be a disabled homeowner, and it was bad faith of Jay to assume ableism on Hasan's part, despite her assuming it on Jay's. She argued it was unnecessary to single out Hasan rather than talk about the topic broadly, despite the fact that Hasan was the one who did this to Jay and that Jay did talk about the topic broadly as well. This time, Denims agreed with all of the alternatives Jay suggested but one, ending the stream altogether, and focused on that one as the reason why she felt the video came off as spite-driven. She agreed that the point Jay made was to react at all rather than react harder, despite having disagreed with it before, but still took issue with Jay saving that point until the end, when in actuality Jay made that point multiple times throughout the video. She accidentally undermined her own work again by saying most of the time chat is actually funnier than the streamer themselves, but still conceded that chat does not transform the content, instead arguing it can incentivize people to choose the Twitch stream over the original, not realizing that that makes her case even worse since that proves Twitch streamers are taking eyes off of the creator who actually put in the work. Denims agreed it was "fucked up" for streamers to essentially steal other people's content to entertain their audience for them, but explained that it will probably never stop, and framed her video as "a case study in perception," feeling Jay did not make his point in a convincing manner. The comments on this video, however, were largely against Denims, though she pinned one of the few that was singing her praises. Jay, still a bit too nice for his own good, commented the following -
"I would suggest we talk about this again, Denims... or not, you seem pretty locked in on all this so it might be entirely pointless. Ultimately considering your position beforehand I suppose you saying there are good points in the video but you just don't like bits of it is a relatively good result"
Jay vs DarkViperAU vs Cr1tikal[]
DarkViperAU was working on a similar video critiquing react content for being non-transformative, but decided that the topic was important enough to speak out on now rather than waiting until the video was ready to be released, and so released the script for it ahead of time as a Google Doc on Twitter. DarkViper took a far stronger stance than Jay, calling all streamed react content wrong on the basis that the streamer doesn't know ahead of time whether or not they will be able to transform it, and denouncing any content that reacts to the entirety of a video regardless of how transformative. He also asserted that all react streamers are doing what they do because they know they can get away with it, and are purposefully doing something morally wrong for financial gain. Most egregiously though, he compared the act of reacting to someone's video under the assumption that they would be okay with it to assuming someone else's consent for sex, and claimed that react streamers are the type of person to roofie someone's drink at a party. He doubled down on this when asked about it on Twitter, stating that it was hyperbolic but not by much. Jay responded that while the analogy is technically correct in that both scenarios are assuming someone's consent when it is not actually given, the analogy is needlessly extreme since sexual assault does far, far greater harm to a person than copyright infringement, and the inflammatory nature of the analogy distracted from other better-argued points in the document.
Cr1tikal uploaded a video responding to DarkViper's document, taking issue with the comparison to sexual abuse criminals, and arguing against some of DarkViper's points. DarkViper responded to this video, accusing Cr1tikal of misrepresenting him on purpose by taking him out of context and making unfounded claims because he knew he could get away with it due to his large audience. He also argued that the point about assuming sexual consent was meant to be simply an analogy and not a literal comparison, and that Cr1tikal was focusing on it far too much since it was only a single part of the document and he never said the words "abuse" or "criminal." Jay countered that while Cr1tikal did misrepresent a few of DarkViper's points, it was more likely an honest mistake than intentional malice, and that the drink-roofieing comment came off as more than simply an analogy since he doubled down on it on Twitter, and if that wasn't what he meant then he should have clarified it.
Cr1tikal's Chad Move[]
Cr1tikal released another video on the topic of DarkViper's video, correcting some of his previous takes. He cited Jay's video and stream as what changed his mind on the subject (Jay found this out from his mom), and saying that from then on he would no longer react to entire videos on stream and instead only react to the first few minutes of them to get an idea of them, and make edited videos on them if they were worthy of a full reaction, a step further than even what Jay wanted out of react content. Cr1tikal mentioned having felt guilty about his lack of reaction to Jay's house video, to which Jay hoped he wasn't beating himself up too badly over it since it was an honest mistake and not very egregious. Jay called Cr1tikal's response a Chad move.
Hasan's Response[]
Upon being told by Jay that he hadn't understood Jay's original point against his react content, Hasan blocked Jay on Twitter. Hasan then posted a "the myth of consensual sex" format meme, portraying himself and the people whose content he reacts to as the consenting parties despite the fact that the people he responds to did not, in fact, consent to it, and people like Jay as the outsider butting in, even though Jay was in fact one of the people whose content Hasan played on his stream.
Hasan addressed the topic once again on stream, saying it was absurd it was still going on since he'd already apologized a year ago (it was 5 months), still not understanding that the thing he apologized for and promised not to do anymore was not the thing Jay took issue with in the first place. He accused Jay of assembling a team of Nazis from the Killstream (a stream Jay has never been on and did not even know existed until Hasan accused him of collaborating with them) to react to his stream for 8 hours (when he had previously conceded that the 8-hour runtime was likely devoted to more topics than just him), presumably in reference to the EFAP stream that Jay had no part in. He accused Jay of holding onto a grudge for making "another video" a year (5 months) later, when Jay had always planned to turn the stream into a scripted video and only took as long as he did because he had other videos he wanted to make first. He bolstered the Killstream Nazis point by mentioning that Sargon (a man whose made enemies of both the Killstream and white nationalists alike) joined the stream (an hour after the Hasan section was already over). He called anyone who thinks Jay is good faith a psycho, since all of this came from a 5-minute video (it was 14 minutes, and not even the only video Hasan has done this with).
Many of Hasan's fans questioned why Jay was so bothered by being falsely accused of having ties to Neo-Nazism.
EFAPs 176, 177, 182, & 183 - The Batman, Ben Shapiro, Multimedia Medley, Superchats[]
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vs Kenobi[]
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Jay and Metal's Star Trek Podcast[]
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EFAPs 191, 192, 194, & 195[]
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Karen & Final Destination[]
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EFAP 226 - vs Ant-Man[]
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vs Patrick Willems[]
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Discoveries[]
Rhino Milk[]
Jay was the first person in modern history to theorize rhinos' potential as a source of milk, in EFAP #5. Since then she has made massive strides in the cultivation of rhino milk, which has a diverse range of applications. Many other innovations in the unconventional milk industry, such as spider milk and ghost milk, have been inspired by Jay's initial discovery.
Spider Oracles[]
Jay was also the first person to theorize the existence of Spider Oracles, in EFAP 19. She theorized that Spider-Man's Spider-Sense suggested a more general ability of spiders at large to be able to foresee the future. Rags was baffled of this statement and others laughed at this suggestion, but Jay turned out to be right.
Geodes[]
While geodes themselves are well-established, Jay was first made aware of their greater power that they held when a comment from a suspiciously Russian, suspiciously robotic account alluded to it. Jay soon became the beneficiary of the power of the geode.
Gooks (not the racist kind)[]
On EFAP 54, Jay was made aware of the existence of the word "gook," a slur against Vietnamese people and other East Asians and Pacific Islanders. Unaware of its definition, Jay Googled it, and learned that the word also referred to a fictional, 8-foot-tall Jamaican lizard that stands on two legs. Image results for the creature brought up a children's drawing that looked like Grimace, which later received EFAP fanart. From this drawing it was concluded that Gran Torino doesn't like Grimace.
Self-Aware Cringe[]
Jay proposed the concept of Self-Aware Cringe as a justification for the Hulk dab in Avengers: Endgame [1].
Book Look[]
In EFAP 104, Rags criticized Patrick Willems for wearing a blazer over a T-shirt, a comment to which Weekend Warrior naturally took offense. Jay decided to settle the debate once and for all by creating a Strawpoll, asking if wearing a blazer over a T-shirt is a good look... or a book look.
Trungo's[]
Jay is the one person to have ever seen the MauLer-written and -directed film Trungo's Adventure, as it does not exist. This led Jay to discover that there is a real life restaurant named Trungo's in Leesburg, Virginia. Trungo's has now become the unofficial meetup spot for fans of EFAP. Go to Trungo's (do not call them unless it is to make a reservation that you plan to fulfill).
Shakespearean Lighting[]
While many erroneously believe that it would not be possible for a playwright to have their own style of lighting, Jay knew better, and incorporated pink and purple Shakespearean lighting into YouTube videos, much to the chagrin of AhRelevant.
Not The Lord of the Rings[]
There are a variety of movies that Jay has not seen, the most egregious being The Lord of the Rings trilogy, much to the frustration of Wolf. Jay has seen The Fellowship of the Ring, but does not remember much of it as it was a long time ago [2]. On EFAP 50, Jay promised to watch the trilogy by EFAP 100, but did not
Powers and Abilities[]
Jay lacks almost any combat skills and she dies in almost every fight she has ever been in, aside from her fight with NoBS, though NoBS is a guinea pig. With that being said, Jay can revive herself from any scenario, including destruction of the planet as shown in EFAP 50 although it takes some time.
She can also farm rhinos, manage EFAP, drop some Lore and harvest Rhino Milk from her brothers and sisters.
Jay was born without any bones due to a genetic disease, and as such is just a gelatinous blob that hires an actor to portray her on screen, while she is in the corner directing her. Jay travels by being carried in a bucket. She can get bones if someone gives her them. Jay's head is like ice scream, since she has no bones, ears or eyes. But arenāt we all just gelatinous blobs in the corner? Mauler is an octopus, but arenāt we all? As a blob, Jay can skydive better and swim like a octopus, also gets checks from the government as she cant do any jobs as a blob.
Jay also has the ability to control Nazis telepathically, compelling them to do Killstreams on Jay's behalf. This may be due to the blood of Heinrich Himmler flowing through Jay's veins.
Trivia[]
Jay's story.
- Sometimes, Jay dips balls in the mayo
- Jay's middle name is Mushroom
- Jay does not know how to whistle.
- Jay prefers skittles over M&M's
- Jay could kill children if she wanted to
- Jay met a woman once. But her mother doesnāt count, soā¦
- She thought that The Last Jedi was just "meh" before meeting EFAP.
- Jayās dad is shit and her mother is little, so she is a cute little shit.
- She milks her own species
- Her school didn't have sports team uniform, they didn't even have clothes. This is why she isn't uniformed and has no sense of fashion
- Jayās character development was to open a window, as some people live their entire lives without opening windows
- Jay has a good enough connection to Pandora to get to her box
- Jay is the Kenny of memes, always dying and coming back
- Jay doesnāt like lexicons
- Jay was sponsored to do a hentai game review by hentai game studio
- Jay is so bad at video games that she is put in shame cage
- Jay fiddles with 2 pence coins when she is sad, they are pretty big coins
- Jay is so thin that if she turns sideways, she disappears
- Jay is against baby rape
- Jay died for our SinsSins
- Jay is majority shareholder of EFAP
- Jay hid the fact that she's really a janitor by acting like the manager, or the other way around.
- She is gay but she can't say the f-word.
- Jay is 80 years old but just aged well. and yet she has not seen LOTR
- Jay does not use heroin sexually
- Jay played Killer Instinct on the Rubik's Cube, killed 7 out of 9 of the Instincts and played through 19 levels.
- Jay once saw in Germany a lady with a fox as a pet.
- Subscribes to Life Magazine
- Jay's second favorite cheese is brie and mozzarella is the first.
- She's a big fan of Surreal Memes and an approved poster on their subreddit.[1]
- You never know with Jay if she knows something.
- named SinSin, two negatives makes a positive, but NisNis makes negative
- Jay puts her work and soul into her website
- Jay shits milk and cums from her nose
- Jay is not "the big bi," but a "thin bi"
- Jay thinks her voice sounds of testosterone
- She refuses to advocate for the hyperspace kamikaze.[1]
- The Chat secretly loves her.[1]
- Jay's nickname in high school was "Jayquality"
- Jay is EFAP's Scientist Team (EFAP 54)
- Jay's old neighbor across the street hung up a huge swastika on his wall to decorate his flat. Jay wasn't huge on the interior design (EFAP 54)
- Jay created Ra just to make chat more interesting (EFAP 54)
- Tharries sounds like Jay with a cold [EFAP 179]
Quotes[]
- "I win... using my superior facts and logic"
- "Aaaaaah!"
- "Finally, acknowledgement."
- "There's no reason not to farm rhinos" - EFAP 5
- "The lines are so blurred with what's actual criticism and what isn't, you just may as well go- you can just as easily go, 'oh it's terrible cuz none of the criticism is valid,' you could also just easily say, 'oh it's fine because it's not at all real criticism'... and this is my fucking job, to talk about this shit. How've I got myself here?" - on CinemaSinsSins, EFAP 17
- "Can spiders actually do that?... Can spiders actually tell the future?" - EFAP 19
- āDo you know how big my cactus farm is?ā
- āA nipple is just a nippleā
- "ever since long time ago"
- "It's dust under the bridge, it's dry season"
- "That would be good Fun"
- āI wouldn't wanna be in Quintonā - EFAP 54
- āApparently Quinton has released his sex doll videoā
āWhat.ā
- MauLer and Jay, EFAP 54 - āRemember when I was like, 'make EFAP,' and that happened?ā - EFAP 54
- āChrist... okay, uh I clicked another link. Someone sent me a Rule 34ā - EFAP 54
- ā[John Boyega]'s great in Attack the Blockā
āThat's your opinion... that I agree withā
- Jay and MauLer, EFAP 54 - āI stopped you from being strawmanned Quinton, thank me.ā - EFAP 54
- āHey cucks.ā - EFAP 54
- āHis newer videos have shown improvementā
āUm, compared to what?ā
āWell certainly this.ā
- Jay and MauLer, EFAP 54 - āSo, D for us means divide. What does N mean?ā
āCan't say that on stream.ā
- MauLer (thinking that PEMDAS is PENDOS) and Jay, EFAP 54 - "I bet if you Google shaved Wookiee... oh Christ" - EFAP 103
- "There is more in your... universe, that can ever be dreamt of... in your philoso"
"Shut up Jay!"
- Jay and Metal, EFAP 103 - "Moar Star Wars and in the last one we wanna ending" - Jay, applying Patrick Willems' teachings, EFAP 103
- "And if you really think that like this content is so easy and it's fucked up that they're profiting so much, like, then why don't you just make the content?"
"Well because I have principles."
- Denims and Jay - "Oh, I've been in lots of serial killers" - EFAP 183
- "A lot of people have fears of bridges, including myself though, so"
"I'm gonna go as a bridge for Halloween"
- shoe0nhead and Jay, EFAP Movies - Resident Evil 4