Rags

This article is about the Shiba Inu on EFAP. You may be looking for Rags, the mixed breed terrier and World War I hero.

"And I'm Rags!"

Rags, also called Rag, Rag's, Rags's's's's, and many other variations thereof, is a sapient male Shiba Inu who appears on the EFAP Podcast. He also runs his own channel of the same name, as well as a second channel named DogBytes.

On January 17, 2023 Rags was arrested in Tennessee for public nudity. He also had gay sex in a Chic Fil A parking lot as a form of protest against its Christian values. Rag’’’s strong sense of confidence can be traced to the fact that he has a much better hairline than Synthetic Man. He also hates cartoons unless you count the drawings of dog dildos he puts in the backgrounds of his videos.

Appearance[]

Rags is a Shiba Inu with beige-colored fur, darker on top and lighter on the underside. He almost always wears black pixelated sunglasses, which he uses to cover his down syndrome eyes. Rags wears no clothes, but is only indecently dressed when he doesn’t have his shades. He is a fine specimen of a dog, making him the object of desire for many men, women, and canines alike.

Rags' human, whom he sometimes accidentally refers to as himself, has a long head of hair and trimmed facial hair, and has the most beautiful pair of blue eyes anyone has ever seen.

Personality[]

Rags has a very confident demeanor, having said he considers himself to be a bit narcissistic, to both the amusement and frustration of others. He is very quick-witted, often coming up with puns on the spot, and can hold his own in a discussion, often standing by his convictions til the end, though he will sometimes drop a subject if he feels it's not worth arguing. Rags can sometimes be overcome by emotion, making impulsive decisions like making a sex tape with Wolf. Rags' tangents and baits often become standout EFAP moments.

Rags knows various tidbits of information on a variety of subjects, often world history and foreign languages. Perhaps most noteworthy is his enthusiasm for guns, for which he will often provide insights when discussing weapons in movies. Rags also has a deep love and compassion for animals.

Rags has a quota of Hitler references he needs to meet, and will usually make one per episode.

Rags is staunchly against pooping with the door open, not even doing so when he is home alone.

The Guest/Host Plot Hole[]

While often treated as and referred to as a host, Rags is officially a recurring guest. This is the only plot hole in all of EFAP.

History[]

PreFAP[]

When he was born, Rags was shorter than his mother, which was kinda soy of him.

Early on in his life, Rags found a down on his luck Salacious Crumb on the side of the road, and nursed him back to health. The two formed an uneasy friendship, with Rags despising Crumb, and have a tradition of watching new Star Wars releases together.

Rags used to battle different massives before EFAP, usually Console Peasants and SJWs. Eventually he joined the 4 Horsemen of PC Gaming alongside Fringy. Later he met Wolf and, after the release of The Last Jedi, MauLer. whom he met after a well-timed YouTube message exchange. The trio soon started hanging out together, eventually creating EFAP to battle against Video Essayists far and wide.

Season 1[]

Rags came together with MauLer and Wolf at the beginning of the yet-unnamed podcast, witnessing the introductions of Tonald and The Forbidden One, then delving into the mind of Patrick Willems (though Rags missed out on their second look at him). He was there for Jonathan MacIntosh's TLJ defense and MovieBob's first appearance, and battled against CinemaSinsSins in the midseason finale, though he was absent from SinsSins' redemption episode. What it was all building up to, however, was the three-part finale of the Quinton Arc. Rags was naturally a key component in this, since it was his response to I Hate Everything's The Last Jedi review that kicked the whole thing off, and The Right Opinion's response to Rags was the vehicle by which Quinton snuck in his critique of MauLer. It was in this trilogy where the spelling Rag's was born.

Season 2[]

Rags was absent from EFAP 11, but came back in full force when the gang took a look at Cosmonaut Variety Hour's video on the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies. Rags got to look at women thanks to Maj0rLee, argued against the wetness of water while looking at Shinobi's Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom video, and got his first glimpse into the mind of Taxxon before the Taxxon-Saint collaboration. He witnessed Joseph Anderson's take on subjectivity, and spoke the first "Hi Rags" to himself before creating the character of Kyle Ben during CinemaWins' TLJ video. He tackled CinemaSins' Infinity War video with Jay, SarahZ's media criticism video with JLongbone, and witnessed Tonald's true glory with Weekend Warrior. Rags powered through the first half of the final battle against the Taxxon-Saint duumvirate, but he and Wolf had to tap out before the second half of the battle. To cap off the season, Rags and Wolf clashed on whether grapes are weird olives while looking at Snoman Gaming's "A Creator's Opinion Is Implied" with Voxis. Rags and the gang were then visited by The Forbidden One, who dubbed Voxis "The Blessed Pipeman" in his last outing before his true nature was revealed.

Season 3 - Part 1[]

Rags and MauLer, joined by "The Last Jedi: A Complete Cinematic Failure" auteur Vito, kicked things off with the debate against Maj0rLee. He was joined by CJ to not learn the secret of Mario's jump from "The Secret of Mario's Jump," and watched RennsReviews claim Mission Impossible: Fallout was bad alongside newcomer Southpaw. Rags was joined by WorldClassBullshitters and Geeks & Gamers to learn about the Toxic Brood, a group they had actually been a part of the whole time, from AJcaraballo95, and then by Appabend to witness HelloGreedo attempt to defend the TLJ bombers and Tonald, now Slownald, praise DMC5's lack of Artificial Barriers of Blockage. He uncovered the existence of the Madea Cinematic Universe while dredging through clickbait with The Drunken Peasants, learned about the true nature of Orphans during The Arrival Debate between Wolf and Jay, and was joined by none other than E;R for a breakdown of Avengers Endgame. Rags was absent for EFAP 34, but returned to 35 for a conversation with Shadiversity. He witnessed the tragic origin of The Don with Fringy, RobotHead, and Al, watched Browntable throw around accusations of sexual harassment and NoBS throw around accusations of transgender robotics with Al and PSA Sitch, and rounded out the Captain Marvel Trilogy by responding to LegalEagle's slanderous accusations against The Don with MauLer and Wolf.

Season 3 - Part 2[]

Rags was absent for EFAP 39, but returned for EFAP 40 to find out why Doom Eternal looks terrible because of poles and sausages with Critical Drinker, though he had to leave the stream before the Doom Sausage Man came on for a chat. He returned later in the stream to watch Schaffrillas Productions claim that The Last Jedi handled Luke better than Avengers Endgame handled Thor with Jay and Shad, continuing into EFAP 41 where they were joined by Fringy. He and Theo learned from Extra Credits about how you didn't ask for it, you didn't choose it, but all of a sudden, you're a Nazi. He fought alongside MauLer and Jay in the Spider-Man Homecoming Debate against Jeff from WorldClassBullshitters and Nerdrotic, then joined forces with them to respond to "How Star Wars Fans KILLED Star Wars." He was absent for the remainder of the Spider Wars, but returned for EFAP 46 with CynicSnacks and the Blessed Pipeman to find out from ~~Wisecrack~~ Me High Cheek Sent Me High why the Game of Thrones ending was good, according to Jared. He responded to DX's "Modern Critique Bingo" with Theo and Southpaw and had a little chat with DX afterwards, but had to head out before they covered Just Write's video on objectivity. Rags watched Browntable ponder Good Rat with JLongbone and Metal in EFAP 48, and they all returned right after to hear MovieBob defend The Last Jedi as a love letter to Star Wars in EFAP 49, where they were joined by Pipeman, CJ, and Jay.

EFAP 50[]

Rags arrived late to EFAP 50, having set his alarm for the wrong time.

Season 4[]

Rags kicked off Year 2 of EFAP by battling against Jay in the Minecraft Stairs Debate in EFAP 51, fighting hard but ulimately losing to Jay's superior facts and logic. He learned from The Closer Look why the end of Avengers Endgame should have been more epick like Helm's Deep in EFAP 52 with Fortea and Drinker, then about why men are ruining Star Wars from DaveKnows in EFAP 53 with the Australian Triple Threat. Rags, Jay, and a sleepy Aydin Paladin witnessed the return of Quinton in EFAP 54, then caught up on superchats in EFAP 55. In EFAP 56, he was joined by DasBo and MistaGG took a look at YouTube's list of naughty words and hear a defense of Game of Throns from YezenIRL, who then came on for a debate with Rags, MauLer, and Nerdrotic in EFAP 58. Rags, Drinker, Doomcock, and Weekend were there for the beginning of the Joker War in EFAP 57, which continued into EFAP 59 with Wolf returning for Jenny Nicholson's review. After being slandered by the Knights of Jen, Rags joined fellow Alt-Right Leftists Jay, DasBoSchitt, Geeks and Gamers, and Ryan Kinel to laugh at the aftermath and look at memes. The Joker War continued with Rags, Wolf, JLongbone, and ThatStarWarsGirl taking a look at MovieBob's second attempt to take the film down and Nando's rewrite in EFAP 61. Rags learned how to correctly share opinions from Arlo with Fringy, Shad, and Jay in EFAP 62, then ranked the EFAP villains and looked at memes with Jay, Metal, and DasBo on the first dedicated MEMEFAP. EFAPs 64 and 65 served as the Farewell to Wolf, where Rags and MauLer gave him a sendoff by responding to the alleged best Last Jedi defense and an actually good Tonald video, before bringing in Jay and Fringy and having a debate with the legendary Remarkable Republican with the help of Shad.

Season 5[]

Rags joined a star-studded cast of Fringy, Jay, Drinker, Shad, and Metal to break down the long-awaited trainwreck The Rise of Skywalker on EFAP Order 66, where they learned that they had been living in The Poop Dimension for some time. Next up was EFAP 67, where Rags, Chase, Weekend, JLongbone, and E;R took a look at the initial inpour of Rise of Skywalker takes from Quinton the Son, who came out against, and MovieBob the Father, who came out in favor. Rags joined yet another star-studded cast of Chase, Jay, YMS, Fortea, Aydin, E;R, Glib, Southpaw, Metal, JLongbone, and ThatStarWarsGirl for a year in review on EFAP 68, a New Year's special so massive that it crashed the stream and needed to be picked up in a Part 2. Rags lent his womanly insights to EFAP 69, where he took a look at Jenny Nicholson's The Last Jedi review with fellow women JLongbone, Aydin, and ThatStarWarsGirl, then fought alongside Metal, LiteratureDevil, and a man who may or may not be Alfred in the final battle of the Joker War against Ralphthemoviemaker in EFAP 70, before handling the superchats for that battle in EFAP 71. Rags and Fringy took on fellow FAPper Shadiversity in Part 1 of The Mandalorian Debate in EFAP 72, then joined Jay, Das, and Metal in EFAP 73, where they hopped between a variety of topics from a video saying that if you believe art can be judged objectively you're sexist against Black Widow to a conversation between MauLer and I Hate Everything to Colin Trevorrow's Episode IX story to a series of quotes that came from either MovieBob or an actual Nazi. Rags learned about human intercourse from Generation Films' video on the flaws of Starship Troopers with Sargon, Arch, Glib, and BlameTheController in EFAP 74, about the alleged Rise of Skywalker set drama with Chase and Fringy on EFAP 75, and about how Jo is stuck in honey from Wisecrack's apology to The Rise of Skywalker with Drinker and Teal Dear in EFAP 76, where they also got a guide on the same film from BlueDrakmaVA. Rags, Southpaw, and Evan Monroe learned why Toy Story 4 is good actually from Seamus Gorman in EFAP 77, then Rags, Jay, Weekend, and JLongbone learned why The Rise of Skywalker made HelloGreedo appreciate The Last Jedi even more in EFAP 78. EFAP 78 also saw the introduction to Thought Theater, The Intellecutal, bringing The Rise of Skywalker Arc to a close. Shadiversity returned healthy and strong for EFAP 79, where he concluded the Mandalorian Debate with Rags and Fringy.

Season 6[]

TBA

Rags was joined by Sitch and Adam in EFAP 80 for a triple-threat of Magneto apologetics from Diabeto himself, a disavowal of details from HelloGreedo, and an introspective into death in video games by Tonald. He was joined by Jay, Theo, DasBo, and Glib in EFAP 81 for a double-retrospective of Moriarty (M)'s and Thought Theater (T)'s videos with M and T themselves, then returned to a second MEMEFAP with Metal and Jay. The tides of the Joker War rose once more in EFAP 83, prompting Rags, Drinker, Jay, Al, and HeelvsBabyface to fight on two fronts, against CinemaSins' attack and CinemaWins' defense, with CinemaWins coming out on top. Fresh off the heels of the Joker Arc, EFAP 84 kicked off the Prequel Arc, which started off with a heated debate between Sitch & Glib and the opposing Anomaly Inc & Rick Worley over The Phantom Menace, then continued with Jay, Fringy, and Anna taking a look at Cosmo's takedown of the Prequels in EFAP 85. Having already determined that CinemaWins was better at reviewing good movies, Rags joined Evan Monroe, Drinker, and HackFraudMedia on EFAP 86 for another Sins/Wins Double-Feature on The Rise of Skywalker, concluding that CinemaSins was better at reviewing bad movies. On EFAP 87, Rags and fellow Little Clown Boys Jay, DasBo, and Metal were blessed by White Samauri Tonald Loke's newest magnum opus, the first episode of his video game-themed cooking show where he put his culinary skills to use by imaging what Kratos would order at a restaurant. Rags returned to the Prequel Arc in EFAP 88 with Theo and Anomaly Inc to break down Attack of the Clones, using a video by the legendary Chris Stuckmann as a springboard for discussion. After a third MEMEFAP with Metal, Jay, and DasBo, the gay trio of Chase, Mark, and Moriarty joined Rags in EFAP 90 to learn how video games work from Mark Brown, then washed that down with another cooking video from Tonald. Rags learned from Renegade Cut why the 2016 Ghostbusters won the Kid's Choice Awards because Obama was President in EFAP 91 with JLongbone, Weekend, Metal, and Jay, and the gang then had The Rise of Skywalker plot holes explained to them by Screencrush. Rags, MauLer, and Fringy took a break from responding to videos to talk to Arby 'N' The Chief creator JohnCJG in EFAP 92, then Rags was joined by Weekend, Armoured Skeptic, and Al to learn why The Lord of the Rings is bad from Cinematic Venom in EFAP 93, an experience that almost killed them. After the fourth MEMEFAP with DasBo, Metal, and Jay, Rags was assaulted by a barrage of Pointing by Joe Tufano and Frame By Frame, the former of whom argued that it was Star Wars fans who ruined Star Wars and the later of whom taught us why Captain Phasma was actually an amazing character, alongside Az, Gary, and Drinker in EFAP 95. Having finally seen RIan Johnson's Knives Out, Rags, MauLer, Metal, and Drinker took a look at two videos arguing it failed where The Last Jedi succeeded in EFAP 96, one from FIlmento and the other from a young lad named Mad Matt Films, whose video was better than most of the adults they'd covered. Rags then learned why he was stupid and wrong to not like The Last of Us II from VideoGameDunkey and Just Write in EFAP 97 with Az, Theo, Weekend, and Fringy, and learned a similar lesson from Cosmo in EFAP 98 with Drinker, Evan, Fringy, and Southpaw. EFAP 99 was a pre-recorded episode where Rags, Metal, DasBo, and Jay looked at memes and talked to Internet Historian, who had been left similarly disappointed by TLOUII.

EFAP 100 - The Two-Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]

TBA

Season 7[]

TBA

Replacement by John[]

Rags was replaced by John in EFAP 104, after an unknown and possibly non-existent drama that was referenced by Jay. John was immediately promoted from guest to host, despite Rags not actually being a host. Less than 10 minutes later, John was re-replaced by Rags, and all record of John's time as host was erased from EFAP history.

Womanhood[]

"Why am I always the woman?"

- Rags, EFAP 30

Rags' womanhood was first hinted at when he, MauLer, and Wolf played Aliens: Colonial Marines. Rags was automatically given the female character model, but the game could not remember who was who and ended up transferring Rags' womanhood to Wolf for most of the game, leaving Rags as the opposite gender: Hispanic. Nevertheless, Rags' state as a woman lived on, and Rags wondered aloud why he was always portrayed as a woman after an EFAP meme portrayed him as Captain Marvel. Wolf reminded him that Aliens: Colonial Marines had been the one to deem him a woman. Since then Rags has been regularly portrayed as a woman in the meme lore, replacing every female character in the girl power scene from Avengers: Endgame and in The Last Stand of EFAP. Rags also notably appeared in the You Get to Look at Women Episode of EFAP. Despite this, Rags is still referred to with masculine pronouns.

Powers and Abilities[]

F-Word Pass - Rags is bisexual, and therefore can say the F-word.
Firearm Proficiency - Rags can shoot from anything with great skill. If the TVA showed up at his house, he would just shoot them.
Swordsmanship - Rags knows how to use Sword-Like Weapons.
Mod Ban - Not something Rags normally has but was once gifted, the mod ban lets him ban a person for 300 seconds, or several hours if it's Wolf.
- Because he has such immense power now, Rags no longer needs glasses to hide his eyes, as they are brimming with energy.
- After defeating Wolf, Rags stole his pelt and wore it for himself, not only serving as a form of intimidation, but looking stylish at the same time (plus, it filtted the fluff around Rags's neck, so it also does that).
- With great pride, Rags adorned the paws of Wolf's pelt with his badge, displaying his status as moderator.
- Well, he has a big dick, so obviously he would want to brag about his assets.
Paw-to-hand combat - Rags' dog-like reflexes (he is a dog) allow him to hold his own in a fight pretty well
Armed and Dange-Rags - When he needs to grab and hold something, Rags morph his paws to have opposable thumbs. Otherwise he carries things in his mouth. This allows him to wield guns and sword-like weapons, as well as play video games.
Facts and Logic - Rags can pwn many people with facts and logic, from Console Peasants and SJWs to Disnoids.
Hitler Watch App - Every morning Rags checks his Hitler Watch App to make sure Hitler is still dead, just in case. If Hitler ever returns, Rags will be ready.
Snow - Rags has his trademark snow, which he keeps in his fridge to keep it cold. Its true purpose is unknown but it is of great importance.

Weaknesses[]

Biden Moments - Rags' normally quick wit is periodically hindered by his Joe Biden Moments, which render him absent-minded and unaware of his surroundings, leading him to forget recent conversations and ramble on about unrelated topics
Low Alcohol Tolerance - Rags is a notorious lightweight. and a single drink can put him in a stupor
Talks while Eating - Even though he is on a podcast where he must speak for hours on end, he decides to often talk at length with food still in his mouth. This is extremely unprofessional and gross, turning many viewers away from the podcast.
Random Burping into the Mic - For some reason, he finds it appropriate to burp directly into the microphone, sometimes even forming the word "belch" when doing so. This is also extremely unprofessional and gross.

Ragme — Rags fighting Quinton during The History of EFAP part 3, EFAP #27.

Trivia[]

Rags is the only female host and the first female guest.
Rags lives in North Little Rock
The name "Rags" means nothing, it just sounded nice.^{^[1]}
- Sausage Raider is Rags' nickname.
- Rags' wrestling name was “Trolley Problem”.
- Rags' stripper name back in the day was “Iron Giant”.
Rags tends to erroneously call video essays "movies" or "films," because poorly-written video essays often have a lot of the same structural issues as poorly-written films
Rags liked A Quiet Place even though it's bad [EFAP 2]
Rags has a phobia of monsters that want to kill him [EFAP 2]
Rags' definition of a plot hole, off the top of his head, is a story being inconsistent with its own rules, a contradiction in established character or rule of the universe or lore [EFAP 2]
Rags' movie reviews are inherently less shallow than others, because he is bisexual [EFAP 2]
Rags' first word was "duck."
He ate a hotpocket for the first time in college
MauLer is Rags' best friend, as confirmed by Quinton [EFAP 9]
Rags was born on Lincoln's birthday (EFAP 29)
Rags disavows all racism besides canine supremacy.
Rags is a racist, but a shitty racist, since he can't stop not discriminating against black people.
Futa Rags is NOT canon.
Because of the pair of pants argument with Wolf, Rags does not wear them.
Rag is smiling with sadness.
Once, Rags's car was parked on the other side of his living complex, with him not remembering any of it. Nothing was taken or tampered and nobody else knew how it got there. he might have been drunk at the time and not remembered. It was spooky for him
Sometimes he wears a horse head because it is a reference to his big D.
Rags hates marriage.
Rags didn’t cry when he was 10.
Rags' bathroom has a TV.
Doctor told him that his cum was nectar of life, capable of healing all diseases. But the doctor might have just wanted to have sex with him and used this to persuade Rags. It didn't work
Rags doesn’t associate good people with peggin'.
Rags' maneuver, fucking yourself in the ass with a portal gun.
Rags doesn’t care for women wearing makeup, as it makes him feel like they are living a lie.
Rags is an Aquarius.
Likes sushi and raw meat, Has eaten squid, crocodile and eel
His date sends him squirrel pictures too cute to not to share, but Rags wont share them with people that don't have girlfriends.
- This could be a lie, since he won't share them to prove they are too cute to not to share.
Likes llamas, but not cats. “Of course you have a cat." Wolf admits they are not useful, but they are nice pets.
Rags couldn’t find the chain door to open it with pliers, but couldn’t find it and had to go look for them, backtrack around, but its because he didn’t try to open the doors, which would have made them visible to the map
He is too lawfully good, so the weed won't affect him
Rags' knight chivalry/superhero code, “I poop alone.”
When Rags' is in a library and someone makes noise, he yells “HEY, SHUT UP, THIS IS A LIBRARY." Rags whispering in a library, “Shut your mouth before I rip your spleen out through your throat.”
In summer, Rags is a bee and has lot of pollen in him, and during Halloween, Rags dresses as a slutty bee.
Rags doesn't consent to wearing a dog collar.
Rags is the keymaster, stealing keys with the help of the Reaper.
Rags is looking for a goblin, but only found a goblet in the chest.
Rags the Bedbreaker broke a bed while having sex. He is an animal. It breaks in the Middle as he is always tries to be in the the Middle. Wolf can’t know that since he hasn’t broken his beds in his gay romances. you cant put gayman in a box, you can't contain them.
Rags doesn’t wank on the Mark Brown videos, he mutes them first.
Mark Brown's video killed him and made him lock and load his guns. Rags wasn’t in the state to stand, he just crawled over the kitchen, sucked the eggs out of the shell and took to napping on the bathroom floor.
Rags' brother is an English major and very anal about language.
If you put game ending spoilers in a thumbnail, Rags thinks you should kill yourself.
Rags' stomach fur is tactile and has good gamefeel.
Rags got PTSD from the "Secret to Mario's Jump" video, as he realized he would have to go outside and be seen by other people.
Rags needs representation as Orphans need bone density and parents.
Rags tends to refer videos as “films”.
Rags can't talk to Rags, as he called him a massive faggot.
Rags didn’t see Aliens before 2018. He liked it, but not that much, of course, as it has a female lead, who accomplished more then the males. Main character should have been Bishop, says Wolf. He uses Aliens as counter to sexism, as it has a female lead and people love it.
Rags is a nudist on principle.
In Rags' world, fat people can't vote or act.
Rags has got a lot to show (big D).
Rags is not movie reviewer, but a movie handler.
Rags was born excited.
Rags is too much of a Lawful Good to be affected by the weed.
He can't read.
Rags loves murdering people on Thursdays.
Rags "porked" the fridge by putting a pig inside it.
Rags the dog and Rag’s’s the human, which came first, dog or the owner?
Rags doesn’t like brown on brown. He's got to separate the browns from the white doors, separate the white doors from the brown doors.
Rags respects people's pronouns, so he calls Riley Dennis "a cunt".
To Rags, midgets are subhuman since they are so short that they are closer to the ground and live in holes underground, like hobbits. He has many dwarf friends, as they take up less space on trains. He doesn’t want to name the dwarf as he wants to “lay low”.
Rags doesn’t want to be a part of the Intellectual Gaming Community, he just wants to have fun.
Rags remembers that the Bible says you own your wife. ("Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord." Ephesians 5:22)
If there’s something Rags knows, it’s the shape of heads.
Rags' vocal sound waves are visible and annoy people.
If he could get bionic organ, he would get heart and if he had part of his body shoot bullets, it would be his tongue
Rags' dad is smart, but he liked The Last Jedi. Rags chalks this up to him just seeing movies differently (EFAP 29)
Rags is pro-child murder, Revenge of the Sith is a love letter to him.
Rags thinks it's gay not to drink beer, so his the only straight person in the trio, since MauLer doesn’t like beer and Wolf won't drink it. He is also straight since he has not played Aliens: Colonial Marines before they played it together and Wolf has played it before. Rags is the token heterosexual.
Rags hates jumping in games, since Halo jumping is weird.
Someone threatened to poop in Rags' house with the door open.
Rags doesn’t pee on his PC. He uses air cooling, so he doesn’t have to piss on his PC.
Rags has had both arms and tentacles. They felt different.
Rags could handle Ant-Man expanding in his ass.
Rags likes to do midgets, upside down, and spin them around. He has sex and spins them like Beyblades, sending them up and they are never found, unless there is a ceiling that stops them.
Rags looks like a Puerto Rican porn star.
I still Came is the name of Rags' biography.
Rags hates it in a game if someone is shot in the head with a handgun and the head just disappears.
Rags gave MauLer a "Faggot Pass."
Rags hopes people will drown in silk if they like soy milk (silk, soy milk.) He likes soy MILF.
Rags table and computer are on edge of a cliff, which makes Mauler worried every time Rags goes on 3 beer bender
Rags punching down on DC, it’s like a cartoon dog biting a building, then going to a flower bed and pissing on it.
Rags doesn’t care for vegan cross fitters, they should go back to their country.
When Rags starts to talk and rant, he is sprayed with a water bottle.
Rags doesn’t like partners that smoke and have bad teeth or beards, as the beard gets in the way during kissing.
Rags can’t grow a beard, just stubble.
Don't assume Rags's guns' gender
Rags plays the hat in Monopoly. Anyone who tries to play it can fuck themselves with the car. He puts the hat on the dog, he is the dog hat.
Rags is the best at sucking and blowing.
Rags's childhood bike was a light red shade, but everyone called him a faggot as they though it was pink.
Rags might be blind and can only see with the force.
If he had bionic organs, Rags would have a heart, but he wouldn’t mod it to shoot bullets, it would have to be the tongue.
He would rather live in Fallout universe where modern things like medicine and food are scarce but obtainable, instead of in Middle-ages where he would die from diseases
CinemaSins should be yiffed by Rags.
To get Wolf's pelt, Rags didn’t skin him alive, he skinned him dead.
Rags liked Thor: The Dark World because of the fights.
Rags is very knowledgeable about Loompa Lore.
Rags prefers chewy cookies over crunchy and tomboys over traps
Rags got an A in biology by fucking his teacher [EFAP 51]
Unlike Jay, Rags knows what a priapism is due to having worked in search and rescue [EFAP 54]
Rags knows who Steppenwolf is.
Rags was so tired that he almost fell over from peeing.
- He pees for himself, nobody pees for him.
Rags' piss comes in and comes out clear.
Rags is only high on life.
People don’t talk over Rags and his small voice, they talk under him. Especially when he's using his outside voice and not his inside voice.
Rags doesn’t consent to wearing masks.
Rags just wants to breed new people to kill Star Wars, then resurrect it and kill it, one needs to play the long game of killing Star Wars
Rags collects historical types of money and has some Nazi currency.
Rags' favorite beer is this one, this very specific one.
Rags doesn’t want to see people's faces when they are making greeting, only after it.
Rags has driven all cars.
Rags is mute, he just has a device in his throat that lets him talk.
Rags is not just some dog, his the best dog, even though he is a horse.
Rags is a Slytherin, as he slithers in.
In-game Rags would be the faggot that abuses game mechanics, like force choking and picking up people and throwing them.
Rags is an oxygen drinker.
If he had to genocide one Doctor Seuss species, he would either get rid of Thing 1 and 2 (as they are mischievous) or potentially two fish
Rags has burned stone, Jay gave up in the endeavor.
If Rags were an animal, he would be a caribou... wait.
Rags is also Jay, as Rags lip-syncs so well that he can interrupt himself.
Rags always looks in the butthole first.
Make fun of Rags and Reaper takes your life, they made a deal.
he knows nitrous oxide is nos
He would rather shit in the shower than pee in the bathtub
Rags fills his goblins with his opponent's tears, makes them salty.
Rags is “sassy power bottom,” best at controlling his balls.
Rags needs all the keys to unlock people's hearts, as no one likes him.
Rags has a hard time concentrating at this point of the timeline.
Rags loves to generalize.
If someone made a clone of him, he would not try to kill the clone nor would he try to kill the original if he himself was a clone. He thinks that the clone would feel the same.
Rags is the judge of when he does not make sense
Would fuck a Pandaren as they are thick
His favorite band is Electric Light Orchestra
Hey Rags, how many orgy debates have you had?
Rags is dying very, very slowly.
Eternal youth as 7 year old, Rags thinks its good
Rags was born ready and ankles, goes outside to do his pissing, as who would do it where they sleep?
Rags used to work at the hotel, where he met George Takei and Michael Cera.
Rags ruined Grandma.
He recharges his virility by serenading to his dick in the shower.
Rags drives a 2004 MazdaSpeed Miata
Most women he has met have not been in his bedroom
Rags' advice for a first date is to "take that bitch to the zoo," but only if you have a means by which to transport said bitch to said zoo
Rags and Wolf's arguments would often lead to MauLer playing elevator music
Rags' parents are architects
Rags gave up reading for Lent once, and forgot how to read. It's not like swimming, you can just forget it [EFAP 47]
Rags has always liked being in the middle [EFAP 47]
Rags has been told he has dick-sucking lips [EFAP Mini - 165 Superchats]
Hi Rags!

Quotes[]

"You know what that means? If its that long that means you're wrong. Get Long, Go wrong"- EFAP 1
- "Nobody who was that long was ever right" - Mauler
"Darker it it, the louder it is, like... nothing else in particular..."- EFAP 1
"Ya Boi"- EFAP 1
"Its not that the game is broke, the animal just doesn't like your face, that's all it is" - EFAP 1
"There are some vile-as motherfuckers out there who want you suffer for you didn't buy the right corporation game box, Jesus Christ" - EFAP 1
"Ah, the Virgin Meter" - EFAP 1
"I've never heard a smart people say that" - EFAP 2
"Rags you're kind of a whore" - Wolf, EFAP 2
"It takes a second to say something retarded, and it can take an age to correct it" - EFAP 2
"Can we consider The Last Jedi a religion?" - EFAP 2
"In Douglas Martin's obituary for Roger Ebert in the New York Times, he wrote, 'Not only did he advise moviegoers about what to see, but also how to think about what they saw.'"
"If somebody wrote that about my obituary, I would Force Ghost Lightning them"
- Patrick Willems and Rags, EFAP 2
"That's why when you tell somebody be quiet in a library you don't say, 'HEY SHUT UP, THIS IS A LIBRARY!'" - EFAP 12
"Look, all I'm saying is that it puts the... 'can't' and... 'this movie bites' in... Star Wars" - on Canto Bight, EFAP 12
"And as someone who has had his tongue on a man's asshole, I'll tell you I'm not offended by it" - on Spider-Man's homophobia, EFAP 12
"You ain't big on YouTube til they draw your characters fffffuckin" - EFAP 17
"Listen, forty percent of men over the age of fifty struggle with erectile dysfunction. It's totally normal and it's nothing to be ashamed about! You shouldn't joke about it!"
"Thank you Rags."
- Rags and MauLer, EFAP 19
"I've been used as an object, and it's fucking amazing" - EFAP 26
"I wanna cum on her face when she sleeps Obi-Wan - oh shit you're here" - Rags, impersonating Anakin Skywalker, EFAP 29
"Thirty's like a milestone. If you're married for thirty years, it's like an annivesary." - EFAP 30
"That's a penis couch." - EFAP 42
"Well if there's anything that I know about philosophers it's that they love to agree with each other all the time" - EFAP 47
“Poop spelled backwards is poop [laughter]” - EFAP 54
“No! We can't TALK now, Father! We're talkin about Kyle Ben!” - EFAP 54
“I fuck cock, and my cock fucks” - EFAP 54
“I'm in love with a beautiful girl!” - EFAP 54
"I think X is the hottest key because it kinda looks like a butthole" - on hotkeys, EFAP 77
"This is the most shoe-horny movie I might've seen in a long time" - on Toy Story 4, EFAP 77
"I bet Kelly Marie Tran's got a rockin' pair of tits" - EFAP 86
"Godzilla - King of the Monsters!"
"In terms of making videos to be constructive... general rule, imagine you're really, actually... truly, trying to convince somebody who thinks differently than you" - EFAP 96
"He's not a silly muppet, that was an act, you fuckin asshole!" - in defense of Yoda, EFAP 103
"It would take like eight Smurfs to give you a handjob" - EFAP 110
"Hey, don't think of it as less than three hours of sleep, think of it as, you got more than two hours of sleep!" - Rags to Fringy, 143
"Like a PLAGUE!"
“Wolf, Rags, you guys are always welcome to come on over too”
“OH, how bout tomorrow?”
- Jeff from WCB and Rags
"It's December 8th, because the number eight is an infinite symbol"
"And just like the infinite symbol and the number eight, we're taking the formula and turning it on its- I don't fuckin'-"
- JohnCJG and Rags, EFAP 162
"The aliens want me to be an incel, oho nohoho" - EFAP 179
"What confuses me about this here, Soft White Underbelly, first off, can relate" - EFAP 179
"These three chucklefucks here are my BRB screen" - EFAP 179
"You can't just take shit that doesn't yours" - EFAP 179
"Whenever I see someone on the internet start a hypothetical, my ears perk straight the fuck up, and I wanna know how bad they're gonna screw up the analogy, cuz it just happens so often"
"So Rags, Rags, let's say you and I crash on an island, okay-"
"Wuh, we're not on an island, what do you mean?... This wouldn't happen, I would never crash on an isla- I live in Arkansas"
- Rags and Dev, EFAP 179
“Hope is about doing nothing.”
(Upon being asked who let the Rags out) "It was me, I'm in control of my destiny."
“I’m a horse and good at jumping."
"What seems to be the officer, problem?" -Drunk Rags
“Why don’t you chew that spit and walk to the bank with it?”
“We got a few survivors, I can take care of it, sir.”
“People who shoots dogs are Wolf and no one else.”
“Black people play with yarn, or Black Panther as his cat.”
“I think this is a reference to something.”
”Early at the night-morning.”
“You fools, I’m the best at catching boxes with my face.”
(At the discovery that Wikipedia doesn’t have a birth-date for an actor) "Everyone has a birthday, even Jesus!"
“Money costs money.”
“You got to space-out your spending budget.”
Pant vs a scissor blade, and pair of pants of Wolf Rags “I learned it from a Charlie Brown comic, Charlie Brown tries his best.”
"OG Rags, talking about the scissors like the good old days."
“Fists are connected, every part of your body is connected.” One fist is a fist, two fist is a fists.
“Eat my dust in the track of life.”
“I’m awful, which means I’m fuel for awe.”
“I'm so healthy, healthy as a horse.”- Horse-Head Rags
“A grape is like a weird olive.”
“An orange is just a weird apple.”
"A penguin is like a weird Oreo."
"Get in the bathtub"
"What use is a modest lady?"
"I can't believe people pay us for this."
"Yeah, white power, white power, the South shall rise again…"
“Superchat a day keeps the Creepers away."
“They grow from vines.”
“A lot of things grow from vines, Rags.”
“Exactly.”
- Rags and Wolf
"Rags is like a weird cat."
"Well you can just fuck yourself too."
- Chat, and Rags
“Vergil is me now, Vergil encapsulates my spirit”
“Shit down my throat and call it Christmas.”
"It's just one big nuclear orgasm of stupid" - on the Sun
"What has the Sun done for me lately?"
"I'll speak you on a later occasion, as that's the only alternative"
“Have you ever taken a shit that makes you tired?”
“I am a guy with a bull head.”
“In a minute I could download a hundred gay worlds.”
“A straw is sort of like a barrel, it’s a food barrel.”
“Jesus was a communist.”
"Slave labor is cool."
“I can read, I can decipher the man-speak with my doggo eyes.”
“Just because someone is screaming doesn’t mean they are being raped.”
“I'm now more alive than ever before my life.”
“You eat so much pizza that you absorb the garlic.”
“Stop normalizing Nick Cage.“
“If you don’t vote, the big midgets win.”
“Unconditional love is worthless.”
“He doesn’t deserve to love me.”
“I am Happy Feet the movie.”
“Water is like liquid elevator music.”
“Don’t get molested by the gay black daddies.”
“Prepare your sphincters.”
"You cant have despair without hope."
“Those are not head tits, those are ears.”
“The man who killed Hitler is my hero.”
"Past tense of ping is pong."
"I'm as loose as they come."
“7 out of 3 people are good at fractions.”
“Got fucked on the drinking, but got a great dick. Thanks Dad" - on his genetics
“Anyone in the world is a man until proven otherwise.”
"Why are you leaping into my anus?"
“Satan says free the nipple.”
“I just remembered that my world didn’t have ladders.”
“I'm filled with righteous justice, I’m like space Judge Dredd.”
“Buffy is just a knockoff of Planet of the Apes.”
“You don’t need to get to concept's ass, its just the intent.”
“I’m going to drown In mad elf pussy.”
"like the Bermuda triangle, airships are job creators, with mechanics and carpenters"
“Gumby is a real thing, he had a horse for friend.” (Gumby's equine companion is named Pokey.)
“I'd rather be handicapped than a communist.”
"Sometimes you just want to see a titty"
“Don’t be hard on Rags, he has had 3 beers”.
"See, this is what happens when you pretend you're a cat online, versus..."
"When you pretend you're a dog?"
"Here's the thing, I dunno what that's like."
"Let's hope Yelena doesn't have AAAAAIDS" - EFAP 144
"There are some people out there, who say that [Russia]'s the largest country in the world." - EFAP 144
- Rags and Fringy on Vadim Newquist, EFAP 147
"Coming to theaters July 17, Rosebud's the sled" - EFAP 147
"It actually isn't really present in most media at all. It slips in here and there, and in some it's way more prominent in others, but for the most part, they're just shitty movies... we definitely wanna avoid crying wolf, because there are definitely applicable places for this and we don't want that to become an excuse when bad writing is to blame."
"Well yeah, I don't wanna reach the point where people see like a black person in a movie and they're like, 'Ah, diversity hire,' it's like, alright, we need to take like, several steps back."
- Rags and Fringy on political agendas in media, EFAP 147
"Wait, the dog dude is bi?" - Chat, EFAP 147
"All those bumper stickers that you see of Calvin pissin' on stuff, that was never really Calvin" - Rags, EFAP Mini - Superchat Catchup - EFAP 165, on Calvin & Hobbes merchandise
"My whole face is hair" - Rags, on being a dog, EFAP 175
"Oh I didn't know, sugar gliders are Australians."
"No, they seem cute and friendly."
- Fringy and Rags, EFAP 179
"Did I say my father's white and my dad's black? Goddammit" - EFAP 180
"All exposure is good exposure"
"Then take your top off"
- Denims and Rags, EFAP 180
"Their diction is like a work of fiction?... It is depressive, how they are expressive?... It is shit?" - on Twitch streamers, EFAP 180
"That's just a slippery slope fallacy, okay guys."
"Another ad hominem from Sitch, wow."
"Oooh, yeah, God of the Gaps, once again."
- Sitch, MauLer, and Rags, EFAP 180
"A lawyer, who's blind and needs a cane? (gasps) And he's white>" - EFAP 184
"People might say, 'What do you mean it's the worst thing in the MCU? You say that all the time.' Well the answer is because that keeps happening" - on Multiverse of Madness, EFAP 185
"Are you sure that this doesn't exist in a vacuum, cuz everything in this movie sucks"
"... Aha I get it, I get it, aha"
"Thank you! Thank you."
- Rags and Meme, EFAP 185
"Someone said, 'why is Fringy holding a pig?' It's probably cuz I said I like pigs"
"I'm holding a gun, probably because I said I like guns"
"I'm holding Cookie Crisps, probably because uh, yeah, I like Cookie Crisps"
"Well I'm holding nothing, because I'm empty inside"
"And I hate women!"
- Fringy, Rags, MauLer, Metal, and Gary, EFAP 186
"You know that phrase, 'the final nail in the coffin'? I think that it's... it's appropriate, because every nail is the final nail as long as you stop, right? They keep putting in more nails, so that's why we can say it's the final nail in the coffin over and over and over again." - EFAP 186
"Are you sure that this doesn't exist in a vacuum, cuz everything in this movie sucks"
"... Aha I get it, I get it, aha"
"Thank you! Thank you."
- Rags and Meme, EFAP 186
"I like the smaller ones better personally"
"Me too"
"Oh my god we were made for each other"
- Rags and shoe0nhead, on breasts, EFAP Movies - Final Destination 3
"I like MILFs, okay?"
"Never heard anyone say that they like MILFs that defensively"
- Rags and Jay, EFAP Movies - Final Destination 3
"You can judge someone by their friends, right, by their choices in friends, and we know he surrounds himself with degenerates somewhat"
"Hey it's me, whoopee! Yeah boy!"
- Synthetic Man and Rags, EFAP 217
"That little clip of him saying, 'You never know who's watching.' Unfortunately for him it was me."
"Oh my goodness. MauLer's autism has taken him to new heights."
- MauLer and Rags, EFAP 217
"I'm hung, but I'm not hanged" - EFAP Mini - Finishing the Ragnararc!

References[]

↑ Talking Video Games and History with Shadiversity

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