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Chat, full name Cornelius Howard Anthony Tyberius, is the compiled thoughts of all participating EFAP audience that appears alongside the stream of any live episode or premiere of EFAP. While comprised of many comments from individual independent people, it can take the form of a singular being with a singular will.

Chat is a cancerous piece of matter that will slowly grow and grow over time and eradicate the universe with its splodgy cancerous vibes, smell and consistency.

History[]

Chat has appeared alongside every episode of EFAP that was streamed live, as well as any episode that premiered. The only episodes that lack Chat are pre-recorded episodes that did not premiere. Chat has regularly provided insights into the Lore of the world in which we live, some correct and some completely incorrect.

Orphan Hatred[]

In EFAP 32, Chat made their apparent lack of love for Orphans known. This would lead to a huge uncovering of the nature of Orphans, love, blood ownership, and bone density. It turned out that Chat and EFAP were actually in agreement on the Orphan Question, and were simply phrasing their views differently, but the discoveries made about the nature of Orphans remained true nonetheless.

EFAP Chat, with sad eyebrows, kneels down on its stick-figure legs and holds the limp body of a smaller, blurrier chat with Xs for eyes in its stick-figure arms

Chat mourns the death by pixelization of its past self, by artist Lenam Hizler

Pixelization by The Infamous[]

On EFAP 101, MauLer, Rags, Metal, ThatStarWarsGirl, and E;R watched a video by The Infamous taking aim at various negative Star Wars reviewers. The Infamous attempted to criticize not only MauLer, but EFAP Chat as well, but the low resolution of his video rendered Chat so pixelated that the text onscreen was unreadable. MauLer and co wept for Chat over what had been done to it.

Trivia[]

  • Jay adopted Chat, but can’t love it as much as biological Chat.
    • Biological Chat manifests itself as multiple voices in ones head as an internal monologue, a bit like schizophrenia.
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