The Wizards are people with magical powers, or "The Powerful Dick Sex Machina", classified by where they are, such as space wizard is in outer space and travels from planet to planet, while earth wizard just stays on one planet.
They wear arm bands that represent their level in magic, like belts in martial arts.
The most advanced wizards are called Warlocks, or Locks for short.
Known Wizards[]
- Space Wizards: Luke ASkywalker, Mace Dooku, Yoodle, Kyle Ben
- Earth Wizards: Gandalf, Harry potter, Boromir (Wizard pupil, but he never completed his training before his death)
- Sea Wizards: merfolk, Galadriel
- Air Wizards: Airbenders,
- Swamp Wizard: Yoda
- City Wizard: Scarlet Witch
- Desert Wizard:
- Tism Wizard:
- Pinball Wizard:
- Queef Wizard: Girl Ghost Busters
- Lizard Wizards: Dragons, Fring Daddy G
- Milk Wizard: Milkman
- Geode Wizard: Jay Exci
- Gender Wizard: They can only change people into a Brie Larson or a random woman. Some advance ones can make more precise transformations, like if you say "Anything but Abby".
- Spider Wizards: John Adams, Saruman, Doctor Strange
- Trailer-park Wizards: Jake Skylwaker, Endgame Thor
- Gay Wizards: Remarkable Republican (level 20 "diversalock" who can cast The Gay), Iamthatroby (level 5 "diversalock" who can cast a Rainbow)
- Bladder Wizard: Mauler
Trivia[]
- Warlock, Wizard, Magician, Sorcerer, Enchantress and Witch are different. Nobody knows why, but they are.
- A bad movie can be made good with theme of "bladdery-ledicorous", the powerful bladder spell
- wizards make poop disappear with spell "Fetus Deleteus " (poop children), they are hired to clean toilets
- warlocks invented air-conditioning. reason why this is not well know as people don’t see warlocks often, only to fix air-conditioning
- Jesus was both earth and sea wizard, as he could walk on both.