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"Hello all my N-words."

The Dishonoured Wolf, later The Word of Wolf and later Of Writing and Rage, but usually just referred to as Wolf, is former Video Essay YouTuber and one of the three founding members and original hosts of the EFAP Podcast. In December of 2019, he left EFAP and left YouTube as well as social media in general because he did not like the effect the internet was having on his health. Despite leaving, Wolf continues to be friends with both Rags and MauLer and is widely loved and respected by the EFAP chat as a part of The EFAP Pantheon.


"Does Wolf wanna come in here? I feel like we need a - we have like a movie guy and we have like a furry guy, and I feel like we need like a movie furry guy."

- Logicked, on his stream

Wolf's profile picture, a smirking gray wolf with gray fur, a white muzzle and inner ears, black nose, bright blue irises, and black human-like hair in the form of a sidesept undercut, eyebrows, and goatee

Wolf's original form

Wolf consistently took the form of a gray-furred wolf with blue eyes. He originally had white fur underneath and black hair and a black goatee, and was rendered as a parody of typical furry art, with an exaggerated raspy voice to complement. He later ditched the black and white hair, and was rendered more stylized in a pentagonal border with a metallic sheen, as though a symbol of a wolf rather than an actual wolf, and with the eyes being pure glowing blue rather than having blue irises. He later appeared as a more photoreal silhouetted monstrous-looking wolf, with white eyes with blue pupils, perpetually bathed in a red light.

In his human form, Wolf has a shaved head and a ginger beard.

Upon ascending after EFAP 65, Wolf took on the appearance of a glowing blue transparent wolf, losing his more monstrous appearance for a more tranquil, content one.


Of the three original hosts, Wolf had the more fiery personality, often quick to frustration and unafraid of sounding blunt. Wolf and the word "rage" often appear in the same sentence. On the flipside, Wolf would also be the one most likely to burst into laughter at something humorous, or appreciate something wholesome amidst the usual chaos of the streams, becoming very enthusiastic at the prospect of a new meme or piece of absurd art. EFAP's TVTropes page describes Wolf as being the Id to Rags' Ego and MauLer's Superego. While Wolf wouldn't shy away from being curt or insulting someone for a bad take, he remained very open to talking things out with anyone who was willing, having kept on good terms with Jack Saint even after EFAPs 22 and 23. He also remains very loyal to his friends, even after having left EFAP.

Wolf had a habit of ordering pizzas in advance to eat during streams, something he became known for.




Season 1[]

Wolf was there at the beginning of it all, alongside MauLer and Rags. He witnessed the bizarre content of Tonald and The Forbidden One, was told he was watching movies wrong by Patrick Willems, got a lesson in toxic masculinity from Jonathan MacIntosh, and witnessed the redemption of Jay, though he was absent for the gang's first look at MovieBob. He took on the combined forces of The Right Opinion and Quinton, though he had to leave early, and missed the conversation with The Right Opinion due to him taking a hiatus from YouTube that would last until EFAP 15.

Season 2 - EFAPs 15-23[]


Genesis of Wolf-Bot[]

"That's not Wolf at all"

Wolf joined MauLer, Rags, and Metal for a few hours of Pummel Party in EFAP Gaming 3, but had to leave early. Wolf's departure triggered the creation of Wolf-Bot 3000, a hypercompetent AI created in Wolf's image to take his place. The remaining three suffered repeatedly at the hands of Wolf-Bot, and had to work together to secure a victory for flesh over machine. When Rags defeated Wolf-Bot, the three of them battered the corpse of its in-game form. Wolf, potentially unaware of the true insidious nature of his android counterpart, made his approval of it known on EFAP 24, on account of it being able to dominate others in games far better than he could. When asked by MauLer, Wolf implied that he was involved in creating Wolf-Bot but that the details of its creation were a secret, though that may have been an intimidation tactic on Wolf's part.

EFAPs 24, 26-34, 38-42, 45, 47[]


Returning for The 1 Year Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame[]

"Whoever made the CatDog meme with Rags as a horrifying tumor... I don't know whether to thank you or avoid you for the rest of my life"

Wolf joined in six and a half hours into Part 2 of EFAP 50 to help MauLer, Rags, and DasBoSchitt answer a fan-made EFAP trivia quiz. After they finished the quiz, they were joined by E;R, and when chat decided to have them watch a video next rather than look at memes, Wolf requested they watch a Tonald video, and together they witnessed Tonald's now-legendary "One point two... BILLION!" James Moore joined the lineup, and the next thing on the agenda was watching a Just Write video on The Legend of Korra, where they learned the teachings of Bigideas. Wolf left before the video was completed, stating that he likely would not be on again for a while because he had things he needed to attend to in his real life, and making it known that he had recently adopted a kitten.

The Jebbening[]

Wolf came back to an unfortunately controversial episode, EFAP 59, where he, Rags, and MauLer reacted to Jenny Nicholson's Joker review, drawing the ire of The Knights of Jen, who accused the trio of being misogynistic incels. Little did they know that most of the stream was actually dedicated to Jeb Bush.

The Joker War, continued[]

"Guys guys, Scooby Jew 2: The Master Race."

"That's not even... what is that even a parody of?"

- Wolf and MauLer

Absent from EFAP 60, Wolf returned for EFAP 61, joining MauLer, Rags, ThatStarWarsGirl, and JLongbone to take a look at MovieBob's second Joker video, made two weeks after Bob said nobody would be talking about Joker in two weeks. Before the video started, Wolf theorized that Bob lived inside of a gelatinous cube, and his comment that a diabetic superhero would be a victory for diversity led to the realization of Bob's villanous alter ego of Diabeto. Wolf also discovered Diabeto's birthday cake helmet. Tragically, Wolf missed the Hex Girls discussion, but he was there to witness the birth of Scooby Doo's human counterpart Scooby Jew.

After finishing Bob's video, the roster moved on to Nando V Movies' Joker video. It wasn't very good. It was during this video that Wolf was given the power to kill Chinese people by MauLer, and battled against the Asian Flute Dude in chat.

Farewell Wolf[]

"Goodbye all my N-words."

After Wolf decided to leave YouTube and all other social media because of the effect it was having on his mental well-being, EFAP 64 and 65 were dedicated to giving him a proper sendoff. In 64, MauLer, Rags, and Wolf watched a video that had been held up as the best defense of The Last Jedi, which turned out to be anything but, then learned about Tonald's guitar skills and hatred of cooked carrots from his second channel Upward Strike. After a short intermission, EFAP 65 had the boys bear witness to the first unironically good Tonald review they had seen, his review of Jedi: Fallen Order. They then engaged in a legendary debate with the Remarkable Republican, and brought in Shad for reinforcements. About a month later, two EFAP Minis were released, where MauLer, Rags, and Wolf read Superchats from 64 and 65, and looked at memes that were made for Wolf's departure.

EFAP 100 - One Last 'FAP[]

Part 2 of EFAP 100 kicked off with the surprise reappearance of Wolf, alongside the first appearance of Tonald. Wolf, alongside MauLer, Rags, and Fringy, engaged in a long and fascinating discussion with Tonald, after which Wolf expressed relief and joy that the conversation went so well. Wolf caught the chat up a little with how things had been going for him, made it known that his return would only be for the milestone of episode 100, and lamented having been given the wrong order by Domino's, made even worse by the fact that he already has bad history with Pizza Hut. After watching a few more videos, Wolf left the stream to get some sleep, then returned partway into Part 3, where he, Rags, and MauLer took one last look at The Forbidden One for old times' sake, before being joined by an ensemble cast to listen to Voxis read another Chuck Tingle story. Wolf also appeared in the EFAP 100 Minis to react to The Last Stand of EFAP and the other memes that were made for Episode 100.


  • He doesn't like C.S. Lewis.[1]
  • He called Sargon a boomer.[1]
  • His first gaming console was the GameCube.[2]
  • He thinks Jaden Smith is God, much to Pipeman's annoyance.[2]
  • Wolf's pronouns are "shlimnlumunf" and "slormandwv," part of his "Nordic heritage."
  • He read manga Death Note.
  • People call him a "contrarian."
  • Wolf is canine supremacist, but doesn’t count dogs in it.
  • Wolf doesn’t like green people.
  • Once played Mario Kart when high, it was a trip.
  • Wolf finds balding men that don’t shave their heads, can't grow a beard, or are fat, disgusting.
  • Wolf hates A Quiet Place.
  • Wolf can't see in the dark, but for a moment he thought he could.
  • Wolf watches The Lord of the Rings seven times a year.
  • Wolf axes questions.
  • Wolf once broke his chair.
  • Wolf has an impulsive book buying disorder that makes him buy books that look good to him.
  • Wolf was born under the Chinese Year of the Pizza, there is no Italian year of pizza, since like the year of monkey, there is pizza in other countries too.
  • It's not a mic sign crossed in Wolf's icon, it's a pizza slicer, meaning he cut the pizza and is eating it.
  • Wolf was born in a frozen forest of pizza. He gained power to teleport to any pizza place, but he should not, as he might die when he breaks his body apart by teleporting.
  • Got banned from Twitter for saying maybe due process is a good thing, rather than for anti-Semitism.
  • Kevin Spacey can rape anyone he likes, Wolf still likes him. “Why did you betray me Kevin, why did you do it?“ He feels that Kevin is subjectively a swell guy.
  • Wolf hates people that write on book pages.
  • Wolf is the second coming of Hitler.
  • Wolf's dad asked him to help move a cinder block, but his dad did it himself and with one hand.
  • Wolf believes if you drink bath water and get herpes, you deserve it. Rags thinks they had it coming, but nobody deserves it, it's just horrible.
  • Wolf would erase the stupid people if he could, by making them smart.
  • Wolf was on the edge of his seat in A New Hope when they were trying to destroy the Death Star.
  • Wolf interprets The Last Jedi to be as good as The Room. Objectively.
  • Wolf's mic turns off because he talks bullshit and the mic can’t take it. Nor does Rags' mic, but Rags denies this.
  • Wolf thinks Bob the Builder can't fix The Last Jedi, Rags thinks he can.
  • Wolf doesn’t owe audience anything, like Superman.
  • Wolf is the Mouth of Sauron of the chat.
  • Everyone in EFAP has a framed picture of MauLer on their wall, Wolf has his in his bookcase where he can ogle it.
  • Wolf likes Ori.
  • Wolf didn’t know what a cherry tomato was.
  • Wolf's cat owns him.
  • A zombie would starve if it tried to eat Wolf's brains.
  • Wolf was pretending to be retarded.
  • Wolf was spoiled about Jon Snow's death and resurrection by the YouTube search bar showing both search results.
  • Wolf liked the crocodile hunter Steve Irwin.
  • Wolf had less respect for John Adams after he saw The Last Jedi.
  • Wolf saw the twists in The Sixth Sense coming halfway through the movie.
  • Wolf didn’t know that “dumb” means you are “mute”.
  • Wolf gave Deadpool 2 money instead of Solo.
  • Wolf takes shit over dogshit.
  • Wolf regularly makes deals with the Reaper, which is why he has survived from being killed by essayist headaches.
  • powerloader shits out wolf, literally glitches from back and slides on the floor
  • When Wolf got his keys stolen in Pummel Party, he was feeling like Deagol when Smeagol strangled him.
  • Wolf would sacrifice Jay to the wishing box.
  • If someone was beating Wolf's pet, he would shoot them in the face.
  • people raided Wolf's black panther video
  • Wolf's pizza makes ice-cream truck noises.
  • Wolf knows lot of dwarf actors, none are as good as Peter Dinkladge, or not many.
  • Wolf has a "midget skittle".
  • Whenever Wolf is silent, he goes to take pizza, even when he says hes not.
  • Wolf tricked his friend into watching Brokeback Mountain because his friend liked Westerns.
  • Wolf steams and burns when someone bad talks LOTR. you know when you smell the smoke.
  • Wolf hates Jay for not watching LOTR and both prick each other for watching and not watching something.
  • Wolf found out that Han Solo dies from the bumper sticker of a car that drove past him.
  • Wolf doesn’t think that a cat can’t explain to you how to clean your clothes.
  • Wolf was heartbroken when he found out that Jay wasn’t Yahweh, his world was rocked. Really.
  • Wolf thinks the worst one can do is lie, misrepresent and take one out of context. MauLer and Rags thinks so too, as it's worse to misrepresent one's character than to just call them names.
  • Wolf is biased towards Rags as he can read and has read Eragon (him being handsome and fluffy is a bonus).
  • Various nicknames given to Wolf by chat include “the wolf reborn”, ”wigilat christian wolf”, “let there be wolf”, “Paul Wolfsig Raggins” “the dogfather””yet wolf” “JRR Wolkin" (he does not approve, since he won't be as good writer), "wolf of wallstreet", George lincolm wolfwell" "just yiff" "wandering wolf" "wolf among the Reich" “wolf of redemption”


“It retarded me into hiccups.”

"Fuck Game of Thrones, fuck Season 8, fuck Dan and... Dan!"

"if you put pineapple on pizza I don’t think you deserve to live."

"No person who likes The Last Jedi is intelligent."

"'Wolf, you're just mad George R. R. Martin is better than Tolkien." "Tolkien would rape him! And love it.” - 5 Minutes of Wolf and his Rage

“Fucking tard.”

"Jews don’t like people."

"You are not defined by your hairline."

“Come on froggy, make a video” ”Come on froggy, hop to it”


“Thought they were supposed to be the YouTube FBI, the police.”